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May 9th 2011
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Steep ass scary stairs in our hostel!!!
Geo: 52.3738, 4.89095

Amsterdam was another one of our favorite big cities- that and Munich. There's just soooo much to it. Yes, there's the drugs... the sex... ...and more drugs.... but there's a lot of neat history to it as well.

We had our second to the last really long train ride getting into Amsterdam from Prague- 12.5 hours. And we had to be up stupid early... the most stupidest early yet this trip. I mean, there was a freakin FOUR as the first digit. Sigh. 4:45am we were gettin up to trek to the train station, before people were even stumbling home drunk from their night of partying. Needless to say, we passed the eff out on the train, lol. We got really lucky. Most trains have seats in pairs and rows... but some cars have compartments, with a row of three chairs facing each other on each side. Chris and I each laid out on on a bench of chairs, and passed out for the next five hours. We were so tired.

We didn't actually get to Amsteram until 7pm, so we pretty much just ate dinner that first night... and then called it a night. One thing that is weird now is the light... It gets light outside pretty early now... earlier than 6am. And it hasn't been getting dark until 9:30pm.

The next three days... were a fun party. =)

Our first day we took one of the free walking tours of Amsterdam. We had an awesome guide named Ryan who spent 3-4 hours (much longer than the typical tour) leading us all over the city. Learned quite a bit! Amsterdam is known for its toleration of differents types of people- if its discrete, if its good for business, and it doesn't hurt anyone- then its tolerated.

-Weed Policies: It's legal. lol. You can carry up to a gram in your pocket without getting in trouble. It's sold out of "coffeeshops" but they can't legally advertise it. The whole coffeeshop facade started when some guy was handin out joints along with your morning cup of coffee at a cafe, lol. You just walk into one of the million coffeeshops along the streets, order your joint, and light up. They also sell space cakes. And of course they make a killing off the munchies sales. The country made an 8 billion euro
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lol, what happens when the weed capital of the world builds things (ok... its actually because its build on mud, but its still funny)
profit off the sale of marijuana last year. California REALLY needs to get goin on this. Only 5% of the locals in Amsterdam actually smoke weed on a regular basis. It's all the tourists, lol.

-Red Light District: They're actually shrinkin it. It's only 40% the size of what it used to be at this point, and they're going to continue to scale it down in an effort to reduce the dark side... drug wars and human trafficking. All the girls have to apply for permits from the city government, and they have to be medically checked up every couple of weeks. All the ladies hang out in the windows in their teeny bikinis beckoning the guys over. The basics cost you 80-120euro, depending on the girl and location, and the prices only go up from there. Blue lights are the women with an "architectural addition". A chinese massage is just a massage, but a Thai massage gets a happy ending. There are no male prostitutes in the windows, but a local phone book can get you hundreds of listings. The funniest thing is the presence of a huge church smack in the middle of the Red Light District.
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Street art 10ft from the church in the middle of the Red Light District (chock full of contradictions there!). Art is allowed as long as it is discretely done, doesn't harm anyone, and doesn't cost the city any money. Some anonymous person bolted this in in the middle of the night (as well as other art throughout the city). It symbolizes the acceptance and tolerance of the red light disctrict prostitution. The lock and chain shows the woman isn't chained down and can leave any time she isn't comfortable.
Amsterdam is a port city, and the few days the sailors used to spend on land... they spent drinking and sleepin with women. And the prostitution industry just boomed from there. The church made money off this, though! The Catholic sailors needed to confess before headin back out to sea... 'cause what if they died and they hadn't repented? So the priests would sell pardons... pretty much a "get out of jail free card"... except for the soul. lol, hence the ginormos church. Anyway, I like the concept of regulating prostitution, because its just gonna happen anyway... but the only reason I wouldn't reccomend it is simply because even thought it IS regulated, many of the women are still forced into it. Most of them are from Eastern Europe, and they get tortured via pressured points... because scars and bruises would show up.

We hung out with Ryan for two different tours plus drinking afterwards. It was good fun. =) We also went to Keukenhof gardens our second day. I was really looking forward to it for the rainbow fields of tulips. Except, when we got there, they were all gone! The tulips bloomed early this year! Argh. We saw lots of other pretty flowers, though. Our third day we also managed to check out the Anne Frank house. It's tiny... and it's sad... She had pictures of her favorite movies stars glued to her wall... just like any teenager. Kinda hits home in that respect. =(

I have to cut this entry short ('cause I'm tryin to get caught up), but Amsterdam was a lot a lot of fun. lol. We were pretty tired by the end of those three days.


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Our Lady in the Attic. One of the secret Catholic churches in the city, back from the time when Catholics weren't allowed to practice openly and freely. lol, there's a "coffee shop" two doors down.
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Our Lady in the Attic and the "coffee shop"
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More really crooked buildings, lol
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Sure it LOOKS like a phallic symbol proudly displaying the XXX.... but REALLY it's a pole, JUST a pole, used throughout the city with the city's coat of arms
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Spin House gable... where prostitutes were thrown in every weekend by a bunch of dirty nuns who charged tourists to throw rotten fruit at the prostitutes while they spun wool.
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Bikes bikes everywhere! Its worse than Davis... you nearly get killed every time you walk down the street. Gonna develop PTSD and twitch everytime I hear a bell ding.
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Our tour guide and the most famous "coffee shop" in Amsterdam
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Narrowest building in Amsterdam
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Bikes bikes everywhere!
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Little Costa Rican girl we hung out with our first day


13th May 2011

interesting!
15th May 2011

deceiving!!
15th May 2011

shit... Davis got nothin on Amsterdam
17th May 2011

oh so this is ryan. cute :p
17th May 2011

good riddance to rainbows!!j/k...sorry you didn't get to see it :(
17th May 2011

omg...that blue flag on top is the KINK/BDSM flag... 0_o
17th May 2011

omg raw? be careful, lots of possible parasites in undercooked saltwater and freshwater fish.-your friendly microbiologist friend
18th May 2011

lol, you're right, Billy! It is the S&M flag. I didn't know there was such a thing, and other than Sean... I didn't think anyone else WOULD have recognized it. Figures you would. =P
4th June 2011

When we were there, my dad had done the tour and filled us in that the property taxes are per foot of land it takes up, not square feet of space. so the buildings are super skinny but tall to cut costs. interesting most of all!
4th June 2011

lol in Holland, they are freakin EVERYWHERE!
4th June 2011

LOL!!!! OMG. I know what we are getting you for that bachelorette party of yours... ;)
5th June 2011

lol, yeah. The guide told us that they were taxed by the width of the building, not the height. So yeah, skinny and tall was a lot cheaper.

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