Wake up, super excited this morning as today is bike-ride Majorca day. I spring out of bed, throw open the curtains expecting a blast of morning sunshine but am quickly disappointed with the presentation of a grey and overcast day, and the soft pitter-patter of rain on the ground below. Umphhhhh, it’s not supposed to rain in Majorca, especially not during summer. That’s the sort of shitty weather we left for little Queeny as she floated down the Thames for her golden jubilee. But I digress. So we bugger the morning away, slowly eat breakfast and wait for a break in the weather. It comes just prior to lunch, and we venture out and select our shiny new 2-wheeled beasts from bike shed. On looking up at the heavens, we decide we’d better grab lunch as
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