We woke up, thankfully not to the insane monkey chattering of kookaburras, but rather to the only mildly annoying squawks of a seagull-sized bird and his mate. When I woke up and walked towards the bathroom, said bird and his mate were escorting their three chicks across the pathway. The two parents spread their wings and walked towards me, aggressively posturing and squawking their disapproval that I would dare get so close to their babies. Which is all well and good, yet by abandoning their chicks to threaten me, a kookaburra swept down and started walking towards the chicks. I walked around the moronic parent birds and let them deal with their kookaburra issue. Once everyone was up and at em, we drove into town and found some breakfast. My usual routine of eggs and toast
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