Claires favourite day to date. She cannot stop beaming at my misfortune and therefore her good luck. The day started peacefully if slightly strenuously for my liking, with Claire, somehow, convincing me to Kayak down the river. As we all know i have a slight (ok massive) fear of sharks and crocodiles (quite justified i like to think) and so my first task before commiting myself to the horribly energetic task was checking with 3 individual locals that the river housed no death inspiring, body crunching animals. When completely assured we took to the river. Ironically although a hater of all exercise other that swimming in the water, I do actually enjoy canoeing and so we quickly got into a slow pace down the river. I stifled many laughs when Claire genuinely sulked that she left
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