Take 4 whales, 18 metres long, a boat load of awe struck tourists, and you get one hell of an orgy...yep, the wales were having sex, 3 males and 1 female...back on land the madness continued, daves weapon of choice: a fork, mine: a fast moving BMX! two objects that should be avoided when blindly drunk, but my mom only said don´t swim when drunk, nothing about cycling! and I for one reccomend the bike, didn´t fancy daves fork much...and neither did the other bar customers, maybe they were laughing on the inside! turn up the heat its cold down here, relentless tequila drinking, a silly hats are advised! 24 hours from Tulsa, no way, we´ll be boarding in Ushuaia by then, I hate to do this to you but I love somebody new, what can
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