Days Three, Four, and Five: The Sickness This may be the world’s first travel blog in which there is no traveling. We remain in St. Louis. After her victorious tour of the Gateway Arch, Jessica was struck down by a bacterial infection. To be precise, Jessica has simply lost the latest round of our ongoing game of bacterial brinkmanship. Let me explain. About a month ago, I was swimming (naked) in a charming little man-made pond in Tennessee. Why, you ask? Well, Jessica’s grandfather apparently possesses a compromising videotape of some rich guy who lives outside Nashville (something to do with a Philippino plumber, a case of Chardonnay, and a corncob pipe). Every summer, said grandfather uses this videotape to blackmail said rich guy into letting his (the grandfather’s) extended family use his (the rich guy’s)
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