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Europe » United Kingdom » England » Bedfordshire » Luton September 7th 2012

Lotty's version of events:- After a hugely emotional goodbye with family, friends, dogs and the horse, Mum proved that it was not her but kerry that was the cold hearted ice queen! (love you Kez). We are currently sat in Luton airport exec lounge. Of our whole journey Planty is dreading the next few hours the most as on his planet a Ryan air flight is much worse than Moroccan transport or Indian accomodation..... we shall see! As the last few months have been so hectic, we plan on spending the next few days sitting by the pool and doing nothing! Planty has already been confused for Spanish and we have not even left the UK yet, and they tested our kindle for bomb chemical residues.... obviously he's shifty looking but just wait until he has ... read more

Europe » United Kingdom » England » Bedfordshire » Luton May 29th 2011

Arrived at the airport! Quick check in. Rather longer in security. Now eating sandwiches in departure lounge. Allison rather taken with a Ferrari in the waiting area. Bit too big for hand luggage! ... read more

Europe » United Kingdom » England » Bedfordshire » Luton March 14th 2009

Our friend, MaryJo, is from Ireland. In case you don't know, an Irish friend equals a kick-ass St. Patrick's Day. Heck yes. We got the hook-ups. Patrice's House Even though it's a week night, we deck ourselves in green and head over to MaryJo's Irish friends' house to have some food and drinks before we go out. Patrice, whose house we are at, cooks up some sausages and beans and dishes up salad for dinner. Her boyfriend, who also lives there, informs us that the house is under renovations at the moment. (Even though the absence of walls and the presence of plywood everywhere make that obvious.) Dinner is delicious, and we top it off with green beer and other green mixed drinks. Apparently, there's some pop band in the UK called "Girls on Tour", and ... read more

Europe » United Kingdom » England » Bedfordshire » Luton March 13th 2009

It started out with comedians doing stand-up to raise money for charity. Today, it's offically called Red Nose Day: a day of clowning around when everyone in the country raises money by doing something wacky or off-the-wall. Rockstars, actors, mothers, members of parliament, and children all contribute comically and donate money for charities. Television networks keep track of how much money they've raised and encourage people to give more by playing commercials for different charities and talking about the good that Red Nose Days past have done. My school is on board as well. The students pay one pound for a non-uniform day and come to school in their pajamas. (Lord, help us.) It's actually kind of cute. The girls wear baggy flannels and carry stuffed teddy bears, and it's neat to see everyone in something ... read more

Europe » United Kingdom » England » Bedfordshire » Luton March 12th 2009

Teaching this history class is a NIGHTMARE. They make me almost cry everyday. In fact, I would cry except that I don't want them to have the satisfaction, so I hold it in. I've never been one to hold in tears, because I find it painful. All that negative energy just stores up in your body and it's harmful. This class has thirty-two students, four of whom are girls. The rest are the most wild, immature boys I've ever seen in my life. They enter my classroom running and chasing each other, throwing chairs around and yelling. They refuse to sit in assigned seats; they prefer to sit by their friends and talk for the whole lesson. I'm up there trying to teach, and it's like background music that no one really pays attention to. They're ... read more

Europe » United Kingdom » England » Bedfordshire » Luton March 9th 2009

Ever since I switched from teaching science to humanities, I've been in charge of teaching four enterprise classes. Enterprise is a course designed by my school to combine citizenship and business studies. After the completion of the course, they're supposed to have two GCSE's (qualifications/certifications in business). I don't know how to teach business. When I first spoke with Samia about making the transfer from science to humanities, I saw that I'd have two year-10 enterprise classes and two year-11 enterprise classes. I said, "I don't know anything about business." "It's really easy," she said. "We give you all the resources you need. You give the kids the assignments, and they do the work. Then you check off that it's been done." "Oh, that doesn't sound too bad." "Plus, in February, they'll finish with their IT ... read more

Europe » United Kingdom » England » Bedfordshire » Luton March 4th 2009

To fulfill the government requirement that all high school students in the UK receive Sex and Relationship Education (aka, SRE), my school has hired a lady from the Luton City Council to teach my Year 11 students during our enterprise lessons. Of course, we lay down some ground rules like, "No laughing at other people's questions" and "Don't ask personal questions or share personal information." But....can you imagine a room full of sixteen-year-olds talking about sex and relationships? Yep, that's exactly what it's like. The kind lady from the City Council travels to different schools teaching SRE. Since she doesn't know him, she doesn't realize Mitchell is just trying to be funny when he raises his hand and says, "Miss? I have gonorrhea." Everyone cracks up, trying to cover their smiles casually. "Mitchell," I say in ... read more

Europe » United Kingdom » England » Bedfordshire » Luton February 24th 2009

Since I moved to England, I've made many great "That's What She Said" jokes, and no one even cracks a smile. They just don't get it! I had to do something. About a week ago, I showed this video to Deanna, Igi, Jodi, and MaryJo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wf2pP7T0Y . It's a compilation of all the That's-What-She-Said moments from the TV show The Office. I had to preface the viewing of the video with, "Keep in mind that it's a sexual innuendo." The first time I ever heard this joke was on the reality show Newly Weds featuring Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey. (Yes, I'm embarrassed to admitt that I caught an episode or two when it was on.) They were finishing up dinner in a restaurant, and Jessica insisted on having dessert. Nick was saying, "No, honey, you ... read more

Europe » United Kingdom » England » Bedfordshire » Luton February 15th 2009

I'm spending the night at Deanna's house tonight. All her housemates have left to go on various trips for the half term break, so she has invited over the young adult group from her church. They always have a prayer session on Sunday nights. And, oh, she cooked!! Banana bread, magic bars (which are like six layer bars), and pizza. I totally make a pig of myself. Deanna's friend, Igi, who is from Slovakia, brought his guitar, and he plays and sings for a while. It's such good American-style fun; it makes me miss home. Eventually, the prayer session begins. I haven't been to a Catholic prayer session in probably two years. Not since I was married. I take a song sheet from Igi and notice that they're all praise and worship songs. Taking a seat ... read more

Europe » United Kingdom » England » Bedfordshire » Luton February 10th 2009

"Is that the inspector?" my students loudly ask, pointing at the lady who is surrounded by papers and staring at them from the back of the room. I almost laugh from the bluntness of the question. "Yes, but you shouldn't point at people, and if you have a question about her, you should ask her." Every department gets audited, and since I switched from science to humanities...I'm faced with another audit. However, this time, the inspector will be observing the end of my year 7 foundations class. Foundations is a brand new course this year, and it combines PSHE ("character education") and geography. Unfortunately, my school doesn't have enough actual foundations teachers, so they've grabbed a PE teacher and some other random teacher and forced them to teach a foundations class. Those teachers have no clue ... read more




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