Last night there was a storm, not too big, but also not small. I didnt think much of it until An air raid siren went off, it sounded like one anyway. It was explained to me that three sirens meant there was a fire, Which obviously wasnt the case being rain etc. So when the siren came to around thirty repeats I was informed that it meant Catastrophe, which was a relief seeing as it meant there was no fire... But It did mean that several houses at the bottom of the vineyards were flooded with mud, which had the distinct smell of poo. We were called into action, donning super 'water-proof' boots and smelly pants, which were soon to become more smelly. I was ecstatic, especially seeing as there was ONLY football on tv (note
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