It´s been a while. We greet you from the absurd keyboards of Vienna. Where, and you won´t believe this; they´ve swapped the z and the y keys but nothing else! Enraging I know (take note of each use of both). We have precisely fifteen minutes in the world´s 2nd slowest internet cafe (noone will ever catch those thrifty Sudanese), so we´ll catch you upto speed and wine and dine you with our stories when you come visit. Firstly, Italy. As anyone who´s ever been or is Italian will know, Italians are the most awful, impatient, rude, ill tempered folk on earth (Hi Liv!). Regardless we lots of fun looking at old depleted buildings in Rome (I mean the monuments of course.), enjoyed sexy Florence and had a bizarre but fun time in Venice (a city
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