I'mmmm dreaming of a whiteeeeeeeeee christmasssssssssssss! Actually no the hell I'm not, I'm dreaming of a damn good christmas at the beach today. Apparently it's been none stop snow back home, or so everyones goddamn facebook statuses keep repeatedly saying! However I'm not jealous in the slightest because I'mmmmm innnnnnn Australia at christmasssssss! WAHEY, however not so wahey when I wake up to discover it's the worst bastard weather EVER. I might as well be at home it's that cloudy. How dare Manchester have better weather than us for Christmas! It's just my luck that on the one day we needed sunshine it decides to go and take a stinking great shit on me. However it didn't put too much of a downer on us as we were set ready to go to Bondi. Had my ... read more

ughhhhhh training day.. yay. Time to shadow some Israelis all day and watch them repeatedly knocking on people's doors only for the door to be slammed in their face! I was to be picked up from central station at 2. It was super hot today so I wore my denim skirt and a strap top, I don't care if it was over dressed there is no way I can wear jeans or leggings in this weather! I got to central station and my team leader Itay rings me saying he'll be there in 15 minutes, so I go in the internet cafe for a bit. Marc rings me and says he is stood with Zoebird across the road also waiting to be picked up by their team leaders, so I go over and join them. Eventually ... read more

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEE! Holy cow. It's my birthday.. and I'm in AUSTRALIA! shoot me now and call me Oscar. Today was the fastest I have ever woken up. Partly because I woke up and auto thought 'YAY IT'S MY BIRTHDAY' and also because my phone rang.. it's mummy dear! Bless her. She wanted to ring before she went to bed (time difference). She wasn't able to send the present/card in time though :( However I already have 4 cards.. from zoe, marc, one from my auntie which arrived yesterday and another from Adele which she had placed in the travelbook she made for me. YAY! They are displayed next to my bed.. unfortunately it's also a reminder that I am now 23 and rapidly getting OLD. I mean it's kind of depressing how near to ... read more

Darling, I appreciate the comment you left (which didn't get accepted btw because you're a tool).. but let me just tell you sweetpea, that 1) don't read if you don't want to and 2) obviously what I'm doing right now is as if I'm living back home because that's what I'm doing right now.. LIVING in sydney. If I was travelling around Australia at the moment (which I plan to do in March) OBVIOUSLY there would be a lot more said on my blogs other than 'I got wasted last night' but seeing as I'm not, all I can do is write about what I'm doing whilst living here, you thick bitch.. and seeing as I haven't got the money to do much other than survive, I can't really visit other places, y'dig? So get the ... read more

I'm gonna have to do a lot more sunbathing. That is all. Bye.... read more