Reading one of the magazines for foreigners, I found some of the questions you need to answer in the written test for getting a driver's licence. The exam for foreigners is in English. A form of English quite unintelligible, (the journalist specifically says it appears to be an unscripted speecb by George Bush, translated into Swahili and then back again by a rabid dog with a taste for martinis). The test is multiple choice. The following are some of the actual questions from the test and imaginary answers: Q. If you get in or out of an alley, cross a level crossing of a railway, make a sharp turn, or pass through a narrow road, a narrow bridge or a tunnel at the speed of 20km/hr, you: A: ...ARE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE Q: What causes
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