The experience is loud. and noisy, and crowded and dirty and in-your-face. It's like being at the dirtiest house party ever, where everyone is talking and yelling at once, there's a long line for the toilet and the dance floor stinks like body odor and rotten tofu. Smells If you find a smell that knocks you off your feet, it's probably tofu. It's brown, fermented and stinks like last years gym socks floating in a cesspool of mosquito larvae . I tried to eat it once in Beijing, but the smell of my breath after the first bite set me up for spastic convulsions. The other smells are a mixture of feces, urine, paint fumes, dead fish and standing water of puke and motor oil. cellphones. It's not rude to answer your cellphone in a meeting,
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