Despite being the victims of elderly envy, the two volunteer farmhands could not be deterred. For three days, the idea of spending Saturday night dancing in Timaru township had been festering in our mind. A native party animal in Berlin, Anne had modest expectations of what the night would entail. We would soon discover we were in for a night of bizarrities and sheer intrigue. When our first four transport options into town didn't pan out, we were not deterred. At 10pm, we began our 31 kilometre hitch hike from the farm road. We flagged down our first passer-by with signals from my headlamp. Anne leaned in, smiling and matronly, to ask the driver "could you take us to Timarow?" The older couple in the vehicle looked incredulous, confused, and bordering on fear-stricken. After a stuttering
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