9:45 PM At 4.00AM this morning I awoke to the sound of some tuneless noise thumping a repetitive beat somewhere nearby. I opened my right eye and turned towards my clock radio, confirming that it was, most definitely, 4.00 in the morning and that my clock radio was working, even if it wasn’t producing the kind of music normal human beings listen to. The left eye, at first, failed to open, joining the rest of my body in wondering why the hell I had set my alarm to get me up at this stupid hour, a time surely reserved only for vampires, werewolves and milkmen. Eventually my mind brought the rest of the body up to speed; I had a plane to catch. Not wanting to get up particularly early in the morning on the first
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