Hello dearies! First and foremost, I would like to say Happy Birthday to Uncle Jim! It’s a bit of a belated wish-and only one through the internet at that, but my flight back home to come wish you a Happy Birthday in person crashed in Antarctica, and I had to trek through solid ice for days living off of those complementary peanut bags that contain all of 5 whole peanuts and a few grains of salt. Nonetheless, I persevered through the blizzards and fended off the polar bears successfully. I eventually came to the Atlantic Ocean, and after a few rounds with some Knar Whales, I was able to lasso twenty of their strongest swimmers together and got them to take me back to Portugal. So, I hope you can forgive my belated wish, but
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