monkey piss I am off to Penang in a months time so am browzing through the blogs....only to come across the best monkey story ever! Once my brothers horse freaked out at a mass pile of cow shit and stopped mid canter, he went straight over her head and into the pile of shit. That was pretty funny.
Glad your back To celebrate Ian's return everyone is invited round to Ian's house for the mother of all pro evo tournaments. The idea is to surprise Ian by waiting at his front door as he returns from around the world, so he can let us in to use his playstation. See you there guys, Sav. X
ps JR gets a by to the second round as he chose the only african team
he's right the thing is matthew is right about my new girl, i wish she would just smile for once, and take that bloody armour off, we've been going out 4 months and i haven't even kissed her. when i say "going out" i mean me paying for everything. she made me put smarties containers on a cat's leg and make it walk like a robot. out of order. http://www.krisakabusi.com
Balls to that Don't bother coming back mate, it's shit! I just had 2 weeks off work and coming back made me want to kill myself, or, at least, everyone I work with. If you do come back though can I have that bamboo cow bell? I'll give you 10 lire for it.
Ps. Derek's new girlfriend is Vigo the Carpathian.
Matthew Silver Medal McBradley.com
I want to go to the floating markets! So glad to hear you're getting on well on your travels still! your blogs are great...make me laugh :)
This time next week I'll be in New Zealand! :)
take care Ian
Lucy
-x-
Ian most of your stories involve monkey's wanking It's true Ian. That's two monkey wanking stories you've got. *One* is enough to fill an average persons lifetime - i mean, if i lived to 250, then i might expect to have a few of them. As of yet i have none of my own. One day I will travel the world and have my own monkey wanking story to tell.....
wicked NASA monkeys! Hey man, glad to see you're having a good time. I so wish I could've been there and laugh my ass off. Keep in touch and we'll see you later...
i brought that in They can fuck off if they think i'm going to accept that as a monkey. it hasnt come over here yet, thank monkeys. I cant see that guy winning the coco world cup.
On a more serious note, i think you better tell derek to go summer ball. Everyone else has.
Oh yeah, enfield got hit by an asteroid and doesn't exist anymore.
scary monkey... man that monkey is so scary! I really hope that's not happened at home too!
Glad you got the $20...look forward to drinks in London then!
take care
Lucy
-x-
Lord beef, you soooooon of a bitch. Stay there or go to europe, ive just been to copenhagen and berlin which are cold/ expensive and fucking mental respectively. PS Jamie .
Cant wait for NZ ah i cant wait to go to NZ! it all sounds amazing! Although in july and august its going to be very cold indeed. Hope you're now enjoying the australian way of life. perhaps see you down the east coast somewhere!
take care ian xx
not jealous...not one teeny bit... as i say, im not jealous...
sounds like your still having an amazing time man and i hope OZ is as good as NZ for you - life here is ok tho much more boring than throwing yourself out of a plane! (wish i had the money to do that again)
take care, sweet as bro!!!
ps. i have not only seen about 5 maersk lorries since being home, but i also saw a maersk SHIP the other day - how cool is that?!? charlotte would be proud
pps. do you remember that random dog we saw sticking its head out of the sheep lorry??? HAHAHA!
Guday dude sounds like your having a good one. Just come back from the alps been doing the crazy ice climbing thing too although kinda self taught so probably a fair bit less safe!Highlights also included sleeping in a big bed with 50 snoring blokes (don't ask) and getting stupidly lost in a blizzard. Oh yeh my ice climbing antics were also made hugely more edgey by a distinct lack of ice screws (5 really shit already gone rusty ones and one we found). Anyway bud i got to sleep as haven't slept for 36 hours. Drop me an email sometime.
UK News Update News from the grim north of England: I recently told an elderly bearded woman to fuck off for trying to push in the queue at my local tesco superstore. The news has yet to make national headlines but I’m sure it’s just a matter of time.
Other news: police have yet to find over £40 million stolen from a securitas depot in Kent. I've hidden it under your bed. I presumed that as you will be away for a while you won't mind.
Also, whilst in NZ be wary of a bus driver called Kozi. He pretends to be in his 20's and heterosexual, but I have reason to believe that he is in fact 84 and into men, children and animals. No one is safe from his sleazy charm, especially not you Ian. It’s a small country so you are bound to bump into him at some point I’m sure. He is easily identifiable by the large penis and testicles that grow from his forehead. I speak only the truth. You have been warned.
Ollie
Im JR Peter osgood, the famous person died, it snowed in the sunshine in the city on wed, im doing my phd and have cured aids about 3 times-easy. They have moved Trisha to Channel 5. Me and beans are going away somewhere when I get my phDosh but dunno where 4 a weekend-Barcelona perhaps. Er...blean went mad and screamed at an orchestra in bromley calling them garys, then danced in every carriage of a tube making dog noises. Bird flu is in cats now apparently....We are all gonna die soon, so I would advise to jump out of many a plane.Your trip sounds wicked man, live it the hell up you lucky bastard....... Peace be with you.
Love
Afrotech .
What's happening in the world Hi there Ian. Nice to hear you're doing well all the way up there in new zealand. I am jealous of you doing all that exciting stuff - although I did just meet a guy called 'Lenin Marx'. Those were his first name's. His parents went for it. As for wanting to know what's going on in the world, well here is a quick summary. Everyone has died from bird flu. As a result I have a new job (prime minister). Matthew is minister for (waking up on) transport, JR is minister for fashion and Derek is a cleaner for Disneyworld Florida and stunt double for Eddie Murphy. Olly has been promoted. Oh brilliant...just as i was writing this a guy called up, his name was 'Memory Pinchbeck'. Think about that...his first name is Memory. Most of the above is true. I'll leave you to decide which is and which isn't.
Cheers, Sav.
bikes LIVING THE LIFE! stop living life and stop meeting foreign women. I knew the day would come when you jump out of a plane, i knew you wouldnt let me down. Keep rocking!
More UK news Matthew kept you updated on the UK news but he declined to tell you that MPs recently voted in the house of commons to outlaw taking drugs in pubs and clubs.
Well I dont really know what to write when Im put on the spot, but this is going to be my travel blog so that everyone can see what Im doing, that way I dont have to email everyone seperately costing me money, and you time reading an email you probably wont wana get.
Hang on, who actually gets to see this, how will people know where to look??? I havent slept for over 24 hours and I just got to work, I very very tired.
Its ok, Ive worked it all out now - 26 hours with no sleep and counting!... full info
ngaire
non-member comment
monkey piss
I am off to Penang in a months time so am browzing through the blogs....only to come across the best monkey story ever! Once my brothers horse freaked out at a mass pile of cow shit and stopped mid canter, he went straight over her head and into the pile of shit. That was pretty funny.