Well after losing my luggage to retarded bag handlers, san francisco's most competent Korean travel agent and 7 am beers in Australia, we made it. The problem with airports is that they are run by the scum of the earth. These jackasses managed not only to lose my bag, but to delay my flight so badly I had to sprint through SF's airport. They were calling my name through the loud speakers. Aside from the less than ideal flight though, the trip has been on point. New Zealanders (or Kiwi's as their called) are ridiculous. On our first night in, after getting smashed, sam, chester, turkey and their friends (or mates) took us clubbing in tekapurna, auckland. Not only did they pee on the bus, but the aptly named turkey, got naked in tekapurna in front
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