HELLO Hi guys
glad to see you are both having fun! DAN: glad to see your getting some fishing in! mint!
Jen - Thank bloodie tiger is massive OMG :) missing you both will email you some photos asap
How Do !! Ay up you pair of b@stards, look like your having a great time. Its only a quick message cause I skiving at work (can you remember what that is??)
I'd just like to say that I've seen Dans fishing skills in America and we didn't catch a thing then so I reckon Dave must have been showing him what to do.
It sounds like ya still enjoyin yaselves anyway but I can't wait for South America. Everyone is well at this end anyway. Cameronis growing up rapidly and spending all my money for me.
Your gonna miss the big 30 party but I'll try and get the girls to take some photos to send to you so you can see us all pissed up (which is how youir used to seeing me)
Keep enjoying yourselves an stay away from Tigers, they can't be trusted you know.
Base, Kelly and Cameron
what a hat Hy you two,looks like one of the best parts of your journey, doing and seeing so many interesting things, I dont think much to Dans red hat though, it makes him look a right ploncker. and NO you cant bring one of those cats home because it wont fit in your rucksack.Keep enjoying youselfs
Love Dad Evadne
shrine Hi
Great to see you are both enjoying yourselves still, I was showing Alicia and Ciaran your blog yesterday. Ciaran was very impressed with the scorpion Dan but was a bit worried you might get stung and die. Alicia thought the penis shrine in Krabi were fish, I didn't tell her othewise. Keep the blog and pics coming, its great to follow what your upto even if it does make us all jealous. Love Mum
nice! Ok you two about time you came home!! looks like you have had enough fun and sun!! you lucky buggers! Were still slaving away at work (well Sue is!!) staring out the window at the sleet and rain oh and the wind, great! anyway keep up the blog take it easy have fun!
hello Hi Bird,
Just wanted to say how much we are missing you, seems strange when we are sorting things out for jess and your not there, not going to say to much incase she find out! is there an email address I can send pic to you of the weekend away. that would be cool! anyway glad to see you are both having a mint time. cant wait for the next bit.....love you lots RICHO xxxxxx
watch it!! Good job I read this when I got back home Dan. Cheeky devil, just you wait till I see you again. It was fantastic seeing you both, you looked really well and what a tan!. We are now back in rainy England, done the washing, put the holiday stuff away and are just about to visit Asda, I wonder if they do Thai beef with cashew nut and pineapple shakes. We had a fantastic time with all of you and it will keep us going for the next eight months - I hope.
All our love Mum and Dave
We're pregnant again!!! When you get back you will have a new neice or nephew! We finally did it after all that flipping time. I can relax now. Hope you are both safe and having fun xxx love ya lots xxx
Hello again, looks like your having a fab time. Not much to report here, going to Fuerteventura for a week in April and thats about as good as it gets!!! Didnt know if your gran would want to know but her friend Millie has died the one who ended up in the nursing home where my auntie works.
Have a fab time, keep in touch, my email is sara@sadams.orangehome.co.uk xxx
Their goes my dream holiday in the phillipines, Thought it was nice and quaint, but looking at the colour from the local buses we will be giving it a miss. You where so brave to stay so long. Hey Dan dont get used to living in the red light areas or you will coming back and buying a house in Rosehill st. Buy the way have you ever wonderd why the beer is so cheap,[ no ], then think about all those people useing beer bottles as toilets. Be careful Dad , Evadne
Your Mad We thought you where going on a one year vacation, but it sounds like you have joind the SAS and their going to send you to Afghanistan,being trained at high alttitude , and being trained for a deadly Blow Pipe. The beach and the Brothel activety sounds a lot better. Keep enjoying yourselfs be carefull luv
big hello Hi Guys,
God that last adventure sounds well exciting! The most exciting thing I did this weekend was flares - NEVER AGAIN! LOL
Enjoy guys cant wait to hear the next bit :) xxxxx
Gun Trafficing P.S.
futher more on a serious note,I surrgest you ignore Gaz's idea to supply midgets with series weapons such as the DAY ORANGE GUN....
If you did this within 5 years the LITTLE F*!KERS would want to become a nuclar power and it would be all your faulty......
all the best mate.........Slim
Mountain Top Dear Dan
who in there right minds climbs a mountain that high with no strip club/Bar at the top??????
And another point,why when you came down and found a remote beach (no f!"ker about) does your wife insist on wearing clothes????
This blog does not contain enough NUDITY for my liking !!
all the best you 2
cheers Slim......................................
Well done! Hi guys glad to here you made it and are both ok! My mum (mel) and dad tried it a few months ago and only made it to the cabin and my mums since lost both her big toe nails! but they are over 50! Were both really jealous as we cant even afford to go for a few round bwsh ... as always! Carry on having fun, all the best, blogs great! xx
You must be bonkers ha! ha! I was so happy to get your email. you both look really well although i must agree with dan your expression on that pic is priceless jen! Craig pissed his pants when he saw it....Amber started crying when she saw your pics as she misses you so much...house in chad goes to auction on 14th feb hopefully it will sell...other house all gone through now ready to start crackin, im so proud of you both i still think you are mad for walking all that way....my legs were not made for walking and neva neva will be ...as you know!! ha ha! Bye for now love ya lots ...please keep safe xxxx PS. sun out here dan great motorbiking weather....ha ha!
Foooook me. Well i've got to say i'm bloody jealous. Hope you are both having as good a time as it looks !! Blog is great - Tom enjoys reading it to see where you are!! Look after each other and enjoy!! PS - setting up a brokerage - job for you Jen when you get back!!! xx
Just out of leaving do rehab .. and it's very nice to see you've still got your heads( my moneys on you losing them in south america )A month down and your round the world once in a lifetime trip has been memorialised by a grand total of 8 photos. Your return home slide shows gonna be quicker than marital sex!
P.S. Welcome to my world dan, a whole village of people you can look down on!!
P.P.S. Jen, tiddies ( I asume you mean fun bags) are tiddies, all must be shown if only as a bench mark for improvment!
P.P.P.S do you not think the guy on the left looks like my bro?
How dooooo! It all sound amazing I love reading your tales. If this comment goes gobbledygook it will be due to lily sitting on my knee interfering as I type. I've got her arms pinned down but she's a right little wriggler! Keep up the good work, its amazing how much time's gone by already! C u soon, Jane Tim DJ and Lily x x x
the origin of danial as you can see in the photos the extrem resembelance of dan and the tribe dudes (wot you been up to mum) except the the tribe men are more skillked and probably taller and dont drink stella. glad ya enjoyin it and in exchange for the dart pipe show them how to build a gaz day special orange gun all parts for the gun can be brought on line at sureandsafe.co.uk one more thing do the tribes endorse lesbianisim or do they drag the filthy sex driven fanny munchin (aarrrrrrrrrrrgh fanny munchin) whores in to the hills for a jolly old sacrifice to the god with the masive cock and ushally seen carved out of wood or is that in africa owwwww im confused any like i said have fun .
Hello
Hope you are both okay and looking after yourselves. Dont get eaten by an snakes will you. I miss you not coming to see me. Have a nice time at the wedding. You look really well on your photo's. I have just read the blog on your mum's computer. Love you both
Grandma
what you saying! Great to read ur blog, glad you guys are duin ok and having fun!
looks like weathers all good out there in the jungle
Nice and cold here.
Jen! props mountin up, hope the pots makin some serious interest
cause im gonna raid it when you get back due to no vouchers in december.
Wicked what your both doing, have fun!
Stay safe, raph
RICHO
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HELLO
Hi guys glad to see you are both having fun! DAN: glad to see your getting some fishing in! mint! Jen - Thank bloodie tiger is massive OMG :) missing you both will email you some photos asap