Tribal Encounter......but still got our heads!


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January 30th 2008
Published: January 30th 2008
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Not the Hilton as you can see!!
Hi again,

We know you were all hoping our heads where on sticks by now but unfortunately the Iban tribe are now a 21st century tribe sorry to disappoint you all but we live to tell the tale (however Dan has brought a blow-pipe so watch out in December as you may/will get a darted, he is practicing on the locals !!!!!!).

WOW!!! What an experience it was, the most humbling experience of our lives. The Iban tribe live in whats called a long house about 100 metres long all made of rotting wood, with a huge communal verander and 16 different families living in there separate living quarters all under 1 roof. All three generations of them! It took us 4 hours by road from kuching then a further 1 hour by a long boat up the skrang river to get to the middle of the bornean rainforest and our home for 2 nights. As we arrived to take our boat ride the heavens opened (as Dan pointed out it is a 'rain' forest) and we got absolutely sodden for a whole hour (our coats were in our back packs, back in kuching of course!!!!!!!)

Our first
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After the welcoming ritual
evening there was eventful to say the least, we had the tribe perform a welcoming dance to us, we had to give the gifts we brought to the chief and then the women laid out all there handicrafts for us to buy, they were amazing, i wanted to buy them all. It meant so much to them if you brought something for even as little as a quid. They are so poor but yet it doesn't matter, they have always got smiles on there faces. Afterwards we drank rice wine with Robbert and Marija and Seb and Mary, the 2 other couples that were with us, we all got on really well and had a great laugh, it made the whole experience more enjoyable.

On Saturday Entalai (our host, the chiefs cousin) took us trekking in to the rain forest showing us how they use the rainforest to live and make money. There main income comes from draining rubber from rubber trees and selling it to the city. We eventually reached a the river where we found a few of the tribe members had prepared a fire ready for a forest BBQ, they cooked chicken, fish, rice and vegetables
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Chicken 'n' fish 'n' stuff
in bamboo, it was delicious and we took a swim in the river.

The nights were as big an adventure as the days, we were sleeing in a mosquito net on an open verander in the middle of the rainforest, the noises kept us awake all night they were the strangest noises we have ever heard in our lives. We will not even mention the bathroom facilties .......no quilted andrex here, Dan was not happy!!!!!!! It was enjoyable washing in the fresh water river though. Oh by the way, whilst your thinking of naked women (you know who you are!) the closest we've come is seeing one is a naked tribe women of around 95 years old making a basket - they were the longest tiddies you've ever seen !!

We are currently in Sabah on the north of Borneo staying in the capital Kota Kinabalu which is a very commercialised city. Its the home of the Mt Kinabalu which we are going to climb the whole 4100 mtrs of it over the next 2 days (I think we have drunk too much rice wine). We are then off to the east coast for a few days before 'popping' over to the philippines for a few weeks,
Hope you are all ok, any piss take will be greatly recieved, until the next time TTFN......................

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30th January 2008

Hiya you crazy kids. sounds like the Den and Jan roadshow living up to expectation so far. I`d like to say i`m insanely jealous....so i will !!. Bloq making good reading. Keep yourselves safe and well. Stu. PS.. there`s actually someone in your house at last, bloke by the name of Stig, got dreadlocks and a camper van, says he`s a good mate from way back. You might of told us you`d said it would be ok to paint the fence pink...!!!
30th January 2008

You call that an adventure?
You think your trip is good? I tell ya, my expedition to Weston-super-Mare today including a buffet lunch of battery farmed chicken sandwiches tops any trip to some woods in Bore-e-o to consume some chicken that has been eating weird noise making stuff of the floor! Got to say though that I'm sooooo jealous of Dans custom made blow-pipe and can't wait to test it down town on some unsuspecting females!
1st February 2008

HIYAAAA!!!!
WOW!!!!! it all sounds so exciting!!! im so jelous of you both! Daniel i hope your behaving yourself and Jen i hope your getting a good tan!! hope you both haven't been bitten too much!! haha!! Have a good time in the rest of your holiday!!! lots of love... Mia xx
3rd February 2008

Hello
Hope you are both okay and looking after yourselves. Dont get eaten by an snakes will you. I miss you not coming to see me. Have a nice time at the wedding. You look really well on your photo's. I have just read the blog on your mum's computer. Love you both Grandma
3rd February 2008

wow. your trip looks .:'`*amazing*`':. so far. Good to see you're having fun. Very jealous. xx
3rd February 2008

the origin of danial
as you can see in the photos the extrem resembelance of dan and the tribe dudes (wot you been up to mum) except the the tribe men are more skillked and probably taller and dont drink stella. glad ya enjoyin it and in exchange for the dart pipe show them how to build a gaz day special orange gun all parts for the gun can be brought on line at sureandsafe.co.uk one more thing do the tribes endorse lesbianisim or do they drag the filthy sex driven fanny munchin (aarrrrrrrrrrrgh fanny munchin) whores in to the hills for a jolly old sacrifice to the god with the masive cock and ushally seen carved out of wood or is that in africa owwwww im confused any like i said have fun .
4th February 2008

How dooooo!
It all sound amazing I love reading your tales. If this comment goes gobbledygook it will be due to lily sitting on my knee interfering as I type. I've got her arms pinned down but she's a right little wriggler! Keep up the good work, its amazing how much time's gone by already! C u soon, Jane Tim DJ and Lily x x x
5th February 2008

Just out of leaving do rehab
.. and it's very nice to see you've still got your heads( my moneys on you losing them in south america )A month down and your round the world once in a lifetime trip has been memorialised by a grand total of 8 photos. Your return home slide shows gonna be quicker than marital sex! P.S. Welcome to my world dan, a whole village of people you can look down on!! P.P.S. Jen, tiddies ( I asume you mean fun bags) are tiddies, all must be shown if only as a bench mark for improvment! P.P.P.S do you not think the guy on the left looks like my bro?
5th February 2008

Foooook me.
Well i've got to say i'm bloody jealous. Hope you are both having as good a time as it looks !! Blog is great - Tom enjoys reading it to see where you are!! Look after each other and enjoy!! PS - setting up a brokerage - job for you Jen when you get back!!! xx

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