Alison and Simon's Guestbook

Yummy bolognese!
Well I can certainly vouch for your bolognese - its brill! Glad you're both having such a fantastic time! Really enjoying reading about your adventures!! Tamarins are my favourite type of monkey so I'm very jealous! lots of love Carly xxxx

coconuts?
Bro, that dude wasnt trying to sell you coconuts. He was trying to say that he'd lost his in the ocean, he wanted u to look for them. I know this as I am psychic and I am having a relationship with some humanoid sea shells who translate from portuguese for me. Ole. Al

Word to the Fajhitas!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOODS! Apologies for taking so long to write. Sounds like you are having a trully memorable time. I'm damn jealous! Yeah it is impossible to stay in bed past 11 in that region (imagine trying it in a tent! - roasty!). Hope you've employed some butch security guards to look after you and your stuff, though I can see Si fashioning some sort of primitive bazooka out of toothpicks and Stella bottles.. Take care folkses and remember, nothing gets people out of your way faster than a well timed fart. Bobster

ps
i have no idea if you can get this.. not really up to date with this technology and cant see my comment on the comments page so hope you get this. lots of love to you both. mwah mwah mwah.xx

TRES SAUVAGE
That sucks geez and geezette. They sounds like some bad 'roaches. Good job you took all those photos of the camera when you should have been packing eh!! Psy- You'll look proper cool in the Pink and Lime wife beater. Hey, I'd wear that from choice. Enjoy the Carneeeevaaal and the anorexic / obese DJ fellow! Remember £75 gets you a taxi and dinner back here so make the most of it!

Well finally I could be bothered
So you managed to lose the camera already. Pity it doesn't have a tracker on it :-)) Glad to hear you are ok. Nothing changes here at orange. I still can't work out who are the carers and who are the inmates. Belated Happy B. Be careful. J

Nightmare
Hey guys, what a nightmare.... bet you're soooo glad of that insurance now hey?!! Did you have photos on other cameras? I personally would have recommended kung fu chopping the bastards and ending up rotting in a Salvadorian prison for the next 5 million years, hmm second thoughts prob best to just give em what they wanted! Cool that you saw an octopus!!! I've only ever seen one and that was snorkelling not diving... you lucky things! Haha, plus I can recommend neat deet as a great remedy for pesky cockroaches! Have mucho fun and stay safe! Happy (slightly belated) birthday too Alison!

Lil f***ers
Buggers to that, you shouldve jumped around like chickens. Wouldve scared them a bit. Nice one on the passive resistance though. Were they armed or just burly? One question, how on earth do you break into a rucksack with a hammer? Arent rucksacks soft usually? Suggestion, find out how much you have to pay for protective escort. Also watch out for that escort who is willing to take a bribe from muggers. Risky business. Basically watch your back. Youre gonna be obvious tourists for a while atleast til you get that hispanic glow. TEQUILA! Al