Alison and Simon's Guestbook

Hair!
Simon you hairy W***ker! While it may be (genuinely Alison) funny that Adam is crawling up your arse, the fact that you cant tell your a human in the photo is very disturbing. You look like a cross between a deck chair and a long-hair guinea pig! Looks like its a fun time tho. Genuinely silly time is the best way to do anything and remember it, cos there are always people to remind you then. Kangaroo pie.

£13
£13??!! thats cheaper than birmingham. and i thought i lived in the skuttiest area we knew. loving the photos.. si- you'll be sad to know my retro camera finally broke after 7years! am gonna have to get with the times and get a digital one now. have a lovely time in drinking region- guessing we might not hear from you for a couple of days. (good luck with the hangovers- my advice is not stopping drinking until you have too!) lots love. paddy.xxx

waffles, ice cream, hot chocolate and a raspberry smoothie?
YOU FAT BUGGERS! lol. making up all that time and then wasting the saved time on filling ur faces? Honestly. Glad to see Simon has started sniffing cats now, good lad. Soon you'll be sniffing our bottoms as instinct to get us to like you, oh dear. Sounds like its all fun tho. (I mean that generally, not the sniffing cat bottoms thing.) Al

hey guys, sorry about negative email.. i'm much better now (6hrs on and with a bottle of wine in me) quite excited and actually norwich is only 1.5hr away and i'll be driving so its all good. plus the job is great. thinking of saving up for a barge boat for the norfolk broads.. watch this space. missing you- have a celebratory drink for me on the other side of the world. awaiting more sexy photos please!!

Oh oh, I almost don't dare...
congratulating you for your birthday this late, si! So you're on your way to dreamland, or probably back already? please put up pictures of ushuaia and fireland, there's never been a place that's fascinated me that much without me even knowing what it's like...am currently sticking to flower photography for lack of penguins up here, but i did finally get a macro, my new baby. have fun, you guys xxx

Happy Birthday (errrr, late!)
Yo dude, I know I'm about a week late or maybe even two weeks, but always nice to get a HAPPY BIRTHDAY message at a completely inappropriate time... believe it or not I was actually thinking of you on the day itself, but then I was in fact up a big hill in the peak district with no computer to send a message with (not quite as cool an adventure as yours but pretty good stuff). Anyways, sure you'll be needing some belated cash before the end of the trip so sure I'll be able to sort you out with some of that, mum's got the bank account details right? Loving the blog now it's got photos on it, how many days did it take to upload each one? Righty, enjoy the end of the earth! Big love xxxxx

Finally
Aaaaaaaaaaah Finally. The "photographer"? gets photos uploaded having been away for over a month. Simon, you stay true to your legendary, nay almost Jedi like deadline meeting skills. It's cool to see some at last though and Si, waiting to see baby seals get eaten by an Orca. Awesome, I hope you got some pictures of that goin' down.

Hi Alison, Joules here from Orange....well what can I say apart from you sound a far cry from the sweet, quiet drama queen sat next to me. Sounds like you're having a blast!! GOOD! Lots of love from all xxxx

Pantanal
Hiya It sounds like you're having an amazing time, apart from being bitten alive by most of South America's bug population. Piranha fishing sounds really cool. Hope that you enjoy Paraguay as well. Moving house went well and me and Jas are now home owners. Bloody scary stuff. Have fun, have to go and do some work now (unfortunately!)

mossy bites?
mossy and ant bites? now that reminds me of my trip away.. nice.. drs orders not to itch them too much! 8weeks till i'm done.. counting it down. i'll be all grown up when you get back. pirana fishing sounds awesome.. pictures asap please. ps alison- found you on facebook- the new thing that takes up all my time! si- bacu? rhea? its like another language to me.. very impressive. lots love guys.xxx

Words up down and all over yo ass!
Yo Yo Yo Peeps. Luvvin' the humorous updates on Simon's bowel movements, reminds me of living with him (eugh). Oh and since when did he need to eat something dodge to go to the loo every 3 seconds. Seen the jumbo JC chillin' atop his hillok so many times in videos but must be F'in wicked to see it for real. Anyways, gotta try and do some work so enjoy!

Aha - like Katherine, I too have only just found the blog. Things take a while to get to Sweden I think! Thanks for the birthday greetings. I'm very jelous of your weather - last week we were about 50C colder than you! Toodles xx