Dick sees the pig. The pig does not see Dick. Dick sees the pig try to run. Run pig, run. Squeal pig, squeal. Squeal like a pig, pig. Laugh Mongols, laugh. After all, you have secured the squealing pig by a rope to its back leg and another around its snout, so roundly may you mock in various paroxysms of your manifold superiorities. Run (briefly) pig, run until the ropes tauten and you crunch into the dirt. Squeal pig, guffaw men. Titter in car girls, titter. The men see the pig. The pig sees the men. The men grab the pig. The men throw the pig into the boot of the car. Slam boot lid, slam. Squeal unheard pig, squeal maybe. The pig is in the dark. Remind Dick pig, vaguely of John McCarthy, remind. Google
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