"Come, my Unatapees!" Barking ensues. "Come, babies. Puna, come. Beta." The barking turned into growling. "Puna, beta! Beta, Puna!" And yapping. "Puna, get your ass back here!" That meant it was about 7:15 a.m. I had set my alarm for earlier and had ignored with the same goal-driven decisiveness. This was Waimea Canyon morning. This is the day I intend to find and trip on mushrooms. Not attempt-- I intend today. Already, we wake up in unchartered terminology. Searched for water in the tent and then immediately back to the air mattress. I was glad we hadn't left for Waimea now, although later we would have to consider daylight, so later would suck more than waking early did. And I could live with that now. "Puna, beta! You're a fucking dumbass. Why you have to
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