I have fallen in love. He’s tall, dark and handsome, with a caramel complexion and a sexy swagger. He’s intelligent, entertaining, and emotionally expressive to boot. His hobbies include foraging, wandering and being ornery. We’re a complementary pair, although he has to stoop about 3 feet to plant one on me. His name is Abu, Abu Dhabi Camelidae. He hails from the Middle East and the Sahara. The first few days here, he was all, “'tis but a kiss I beg, Why art thou coy?” And I was all, “Why doth thou bother?” But on Day 6, as I was walking him home, sparks flew, birds chirped, stars danced, wind blew and grass grew. And we’ve been inseparable ever since. The irony is that I traveled all the way through Senegal and Mali, but had
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