.................like my toast done on one side!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im an ingrish man in New York. The last one ever, you losers will never have to hear from me again, woo hoo! Only joking i am quite gutted actually that its all over now. Unfortunatley theres not much to tell you guys about New York as i really only spent one day there. I arrived in Newark at about 1 am only to find that the super shuttle service that i had pre-booked and paid for could not pick me up until 4.30-5 am, bollocks to that! so i ended up getting a cab for $60 with this wiseguy fella into Manhattan. He was pretty cool he took me through Frank Sinatra town, where they filmed the sopranos and gave me a brief guided tour whilst driving ... read more

Ok, where the hell do i start with this travel blog, i'm in Cancun, Mexico at the minute checked into a four star hotel because i got an amzing deal for 30quid a night all inclusive which has unlimited booze, ive had 4 beers before writing this so bare with me. So US and A where to begin, well after leaving the Cook Islands i must say i was slightly nervous about flying into the states as i had heard some real horror stories about customs giving you grief, but to my suprise it wasnt that bad, although my Customs officer was a bit of a tw$t! A couple went through before me and were missing one form so this guy shouts out to his buddy "hey flash!, you got one of those green forms ... read more

The journey continues............ After Franz Josef we headed north to Nelson for some chill out time and in preperation fot St Patricks day i wanted to be somewhere fairly busy (Franz Josef has a population of about 4000), Nelson was slightly dissapointing as no one was bloody out for Paddys day, even the bar staff were saying how quiet it was bloomin typical!!!! We decided to get out of Nelson fairly quickly and headed to Kaikoura where........ yes i know i keep harping on about it but finally got to go swimming with dolphins and also did some whale watching and i'm not just talking about sitting in McDonalds car park watching a load of fat birds tuck into a Big Mac. The dolphin swimming was absolue quality, there were about 3 pods of dolphins ... read more

Feeb!!!!!! Tis that time again, well I’ve been heading up the east coast up through Newcastle to the first stop Port Stephens, very nice place, but very expensive. We booked up a trip to go out on a sailing boat which involves Dolphin watching, snorkelling (with a load of jelly fish) and a trip around some of the local islands, we did manage to see some dolphins but they were that far away i could'nt get a decent picture, never mind I’m sure i will get some decent photo's when i get to New Zealand and go in the water with them. Oh yeah and i also look like a bit of a mincer standing on the front of the boat just before you all start laying into me you bunch of beeeeeeeeeeeeeps!!!! So after Port ... read more

Well i have spent just over a week in Cambodia, first stop was Phnom Penh, did the usual visits S-21 where Pol Pot prisoned and torchered people, the killing fields where the mass graves are and also did another shooting range. S-21 is quite eerie, you can walk into the converted classrooms/prison rooms and they have a bed in the middle of the room with iron restraints on the bed and if you look on the wall there is a photo of the person that was found dead next to where you stand. The killing fields where the people from S-21 were executed and buried are quite sureal aswell, not many people were talking after we left the site, leaves a lump your throat. Cow blowing up time!!! ................. only joking before anyone starts, when you ... read more