Apropos of nothing in particular (apart from the fact that Bogota has been boring, cold and rainy so far and I´ve just been to a couple of art galleries and played some basketball), herewith the Liz Bates Official Ways To Make Friends With Foreigners: Americans: Litter your conversation with words such as "wicked, rubbish, bin, swimming costume, golly, plasters and gumboots". They find this hilarious, they never tire of it, and it´s much easier than thinking up clever jokes or amusing anecdotes that they probably wouldn´t understand anyway. French: Be as sarcastic as you can. Dutch: Nothing in particular. They´re just really friendly to everyone with their red cheeks and hearty laughs. Israelis: Tell them you paid a lot more than they did for exactly the same thing. Germans: You probably won´t want to bother. If
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