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... and then I noticed some pillows stolen from a train. This is typically something an Asian person would do - mystery solved! It's a group of Asians females! The other bunkmates returned soon after I deduced who they were, and I was right! Well ... 50% right ... they were Korean, but they were guys! So much for my finely-honed backpacker senses ... but seriously, why do some Asian guys dress and act so feminine? They give the rest of us a bad name, and are probably the reason that only men suffer from Yellow Fever, and not women! Men love Asian women because they are tiny and exotic, but women probably think Asian guys are simply too girly. I need to correct this by continuing to travel to Spain, and hopefully causing the women there to catch Yellow Fever as badly as I have the Spanish flu!