Free Airport Lounge Passes ...
... wanting to use them up in Calgary, we were turned away at the door. Due to renovations, the available space in the Air Canada lounge was significantly reduced, so freeloaders like us were sent away in favour of people that actually earned their way into the lounge. Lucky for us, the Edmonton lounge mistakenly let us in to get sloshed with Lil Buddha, even though our passes weren't valid there!