We Need to Rob a Bank
September 4th 2017 I wake up in a cold sweat. It's 7am and I don't know if I'm allowed to stand up to go to the toilet yet. I've read a lot of articles telling me that this is strictly verboten after 10pm, but nothing about when this "curfew" finishes. I decide not to risk it and sit down.
We head down to breakfast. There's an open bottle of champagne on the breakfast bar. I wonder if many of their guests guzzle
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