The Crab Who Tried to Hitch a Ride on Me
So I feel this scratching on my neck, and pick this baby off, none too gently, I might add. He latches on to this nearby log floating by, then decides he'd rather stick with me and tries to jump on me again. Not happening. He got the turf again, and I booted it in another direction. That was exciting. He was none to little either. A good four inches across.