Kristen Contracts Airborne Trichinosis
June 29th 2007 I have learned that I have contracted airborne trichinosis. Symptoms include stomach cramps, nausea and general whininess. Emily and I have concluded that the source of said airborne trichinosis is the Funky Mustard Corndog vehicle air freshener purchased specifically for this trip. Unfortunately, Emily’s humorous gesture has wrecked havoc on my immune system and I am skeered to ever eat mustar
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