"Excuse ladies and gentlemen, we apologise for interupting your flight, but is there a doctor, nurse or trained medical professional on board, if so, could you please report to one of our cabin crew. Thank you" Now I know what your thinking, surely you've not been watching Airplane again Graham. Well no, I haven't been overdosing on spoof flight movies. And don't call me Shirley. Sorry 'bout that. Anyway, the above was what we actually heard half way through an already terrifying flight from Perth to Melbourne. Lee and i aren't the greatest flyers in the world. There are emu's over here that are better flyers than us to be honest. I hate taking off and Lee hates landing, which doesn't leave much room for enjoying any part of a flight but for us to get
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