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Published: June 23rd 2012
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June 16th Our aim for Miami is to go out every night that we could. This was 10 nights out in a row. We were both starting to feel the effects of drinking and averaging 4 hours sleep a night so far. The day started as per usual. Get up, get water and make our way down to be ridiculed for last nights actions. Rich's shadow (Rachel) throughout our whole time here has been like a leach on his side. She is crazy but no one has the heart to tell her she has the mental age of a 5 year old girl with the sex drive of a hooker. Some of the stuff coming out of her mouth in the middle of the day in standard group conversation with people you have only known for a few days was unreal. "I want to have sex with both English and both Irish guys". She was crazy! At that point we all cringed and went about our chat. Within the last few days we had enforced a rule that stated "if the football is on, you are not allowed to talk to us." it was almost football time thank god. Anyway to the stories of yet again another eventful night out. Rachel told rich if he didn't get too drunk (basically tell him not to drink) they could have a good time
tonight. This made rich break out in a laugh snort and reply "nah, I'm good, I would need to be drunk as a skunk to handle you". She took it as a compliment some how. All us lads knew she was danger. Stage 6 clinger at this point. Chris and Dec whipped out their guitar and box (no pun intended) and started playing requests during pre drinks. It really makes me wish that I would of stuck with something when I was younger. You were right mum, I should of stuck with French and an instrument. Very envious of these to guys.
Tonight we had joining us were the badger and the pink panther. We call these two lads this as one had black hair with a bleach blond stripe and the other bleach blonde with a black stripe with pink hair spray in. They turned out to be really nice cool guys but me being very conservative and them verbalising and doing any thought they had without repercussion was strange to see. I can't give examples but these two were very wild care free guys.
Tonight was going to a bar called "A Bar" and automatic slims bar again. We didnt stay at A bar long but it had $1 tequila shots which we took advantage of. I would like to say i fought the good fight and kept them down but they got the best of me. We headed onto slims. We got told to get off the bar again. I have such a funny video of Chris and Dec getting told to get off the bar. One of automatic slims's main appeal were the beautiful girls behind the bar wearing next to nothing, and the way they give you a shot of vodka jelly was like getting a lap dance. They would lean you back over the bar, assume the squat position a wiggle around as they squirted and large syringe full on it in your mouth. This was going fine until you realised the texture with thick and it filled your mouth fully. This combined with being drunk I was so close to spitting/coughing right back up into the you know what. That would of been funny but most likely I would have been escorted out of the bar. When me and Rich go out we like to partake in story time and convince people we train pigeons. This time we had two Irish guys to narrate a story with. I asked Chris a famous Irish band and he replied with snow patrol. Snow patrol it is. I walked up to a group of girls and quickly said "do You guys know snow patrol? If so the lead singer and base guitarist are in the corner". With excitement in there eyes they walked over to Chris and Dec. the lads played the modest card proclaiming they didn't want people to know ect.. I assume the girls were getting skeptical as they got the phones and googled snow patrol. What makes this even funnier was the look on the girls face when she looked to compare snow patrol online to the "snow patrol" in front of her. She looked up in amazement. She actually googled them, found a picture, compared and for some reason didn't clock on. They quickly asked for pictures with them and I think one of them may of got a cheeky kiss. A well made up story and acting. Hats off to the lads. Next story will be a pet detective and a chimney sweep from London. Will save that for another night though. Some how it was only me and Chris left from our group. They must have gone to the beach or something. We headed back to the hostel, pizza in hand only to find the funniest thing ever. We headed to the room to see if we could find Dec but to no avail. I thought he may be in the loo, so I opened the door only to find him stark naked, fallen asleep on the toilet. Again I have a video of this. I think we were being pretty loud as a few complaints came our way towards the room next day. O well, it was funny. Rich tells me Rachel found him and started crying as he was pretty much giving her the cold shoulder. This wasn't because he was being mean, but because she is crazy and like a leech. When people annoy you and want leave you back home you can get away from them. But in a hostel it is completely different. She is always there. Rich tells me he sat her down and had a stern word about everything. The next day to be fair she was better behaved and ok to tolerate. After me and Chris ran around the hostel and a bit more finding any open room to do activities (step brothers quote), we called it a night. I could not wait to show the video to Dec in the morning.
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