Traveling to San Diego on the Surfliner Express

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On board the “Surfliner” to San Diego

Despite its name the populace seemed bemused by the small foreigner (with a strangely red looking head) carrying his surfboard onto the train. Frankly I was disappointed to be the only person with a board under my arm whilst boarding the "Amtrak Surfliner." What a bunch of wannabies. I fetl duped. Though I guess having to shout “all aboard the West Coast Railway Express Commuter to the South” wouldn’t quite carry the same credence.

And then the Cast of ‘Little House on the Prairie’ Arrived

Though the new guests who boarded at Oceanside put me at ease with their 1940’s dress code, the Surfliner now resembled some kind of religious retreat, and more importantly, to my distaste, Laura Ingles was nowhere to be seen. Perhaps she ran into some trouble at the timber yard with pappa Ingalls and Albert. Albert was always getting into trouble. I bet that bitch Nellie Olsen is involved somewhere.

The journey passed with little fuss. The photos of the ocean give you an idea of what the journey was like.


Until next time…

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