How could she turn down a free hot chinese buffet?

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The resort was quite nice and our room had a very large balcony.

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A huge bathroom, bigger than most hostel rooms I have stayed in!

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Perhaps the waitress from lunch would have accepted my offer had I posed like this? "My, that's a big suitcase you have between your legs ..."

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Riding the tourist train to the main strip.

zb

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Cool graffiti.

zc

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The sunset at the Jandian peninsula.

ze

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It's always been my dream to drive a Formula 1 car - and here was my chance!!! But the b@stard security guards denied me the opportunity when they dragged me out of it. "Blah blah blabh it's meant for kids blah blah blah". It's age discrimination!!!

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Unnecessarily Sensual Spanish Ice Cream Ad #3: The three words in the top left corner of the ad mean "My daily craving". Funny - beautiful Spanish women crave ice cream daily. And I crave beautiful Spanish women daily! And of course ice cream, too.

zy

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The difference between Ha and Mary - Ha wants a picture of herself hugging a giant champagne bottle ...

zy2

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... and Mary wants a picture of herself hugging a giant hot dog ... hmmm ... positively Freudian, I think!

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More Filipinos cookies for Ben.

zza

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An entirely new brand of Filipinos cookies for Ben.

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The swordfish was dry and the minute steak was tough as leather. It was either the worst minute steak I've ever had, or the best beef jerky I've ever had! There was roasted ham with some sort of grainy and oily sauce. The ham was very dry because they would carve up a platter of fresh, juicy ham but then place the platter in the oven to keep it warm. Why? I later returned for a fresh platter - it was a little better than the first. There were also some mushy pasta shells with rubbery, over-cooked mussels, a chickpea stew with hard pieces of meat, a chicken/potato stew, and cabbage with rubbery cheese (like the squeaky cheese we had last week at Sofra in London!). Everything was pretty much crap so I filled up on the cheese and French fries. But it's funny that everything was so crappy ... yet I ate SO much of it!

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The selection of cakes and desserts was pretty bad. The cakes were crappy, though I did manage to find a sticky/gooey one that wasn't too terrible. They had some of the melon that they always have in Spain, but it wasn't very ripe. There was some crappy ice cream, so of course I had to sample some.

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Ben refused to eat his allergy medicine so Ha had to crush it into a fine powder, mix it into the ice cream, and then feed it to him by hand. As punishment, there were no Filipinos cookies for Ben tonight!