An Official NYU in Madrid E-mail

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Dear Students,

After approximately 3:00 p.m. yesterday one of the hand soap dispensers in the ladies’ room in Segre (across from the computer lab) went missing. If you should know of its whereabouts or how it came to disappear, we ask that you please share that information so we can swiftly recover the dispenser.

As it is highly unlikely that the soap dispenser moved of its own volition, we would also greatly appreciate any efforts that might bring about the speedy return of the soap dispenser to the ladies’ room in Segre.

Any emails or other information received on this subject, or any for that matter, will be treated with the utmost discretion and confidence.

Thank you for your assistance.


Sincerely,

Ryan O'Lone

Program Aide
NYU in Madrid

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Comments

[Joel]

I won't tell
So, where are you hiding it? Don't worry, I won't tell, I just want you to bring me home some of that fine Spanish soap :P.