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Published: July 10th 2017
Uh oh! Big penis
That is a pretty large penis. He's got a "John Holmes" going there. Fresco in House of the Vetti in Pompeii.
Nudity and art
Disclaimer: In this blog post there are photos of erotic paintings, nude statues and large phalluses. If you find this disturbing I recommend that you leave this blog entry now and read something else. Because all material posted here is X-rated. "Mr Pink: '...dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick!' Mr Blue: 'How many dicks was that?' Mr White: 'A lot'" /Reservoir Dogs
Before anyone start accusing us for anything we might as well begin by admitting that we here shamelessly appeal to very low instincts, the sex drive, to get us traffic to our blog. We post a bunch of photos of erotica with the hope that you and other readers of this blog will find that it tickles your imagination and that you will read it in search for forbidden pleasures.
An advice on how to read this blog post. The text is not so important. You can read it, there is a funny thing in the end which makes it worth it, but it really is the pictures which hold the important stuff. I sort of tell a
An even bigger penis
A penis the size of a leg! That guy is so well hung that it's got to be a joke. Naples National Archaeological Museum, the Secret Cabinet.
story with the photos. I would recommend you to, after you have finished reading, click on the first picture (feel free to aim for the penis. He won't mind). The photo will then be lifted out of its context. From there you flip through all the photos, one by one, in the correct order and you will find that they give you a kind of story.
The first idea of creating an X-rated blog entry came up when I, Ake, walked through Naples National Archaeological Museum and noticed that most of the statues were nude. I took photos of each one of them thinking that I maybe could create something funny using them. In one hall of the museum they had an special exhibition of erotic art which has been unearthed in excavations in Pompeii and at other sites in Italy. When I later visited Pompeii I found more erotic art. I then decided to take all these photos and make a blog using them.
I can't claim that I know anything about erotic art so please don't give me a hard time if I have gotten things wrong.
As far as I
More normal size
OK, no need to worry apparently. They didn't have unusually large penises in Ancient Rome. There is a large number of statues in Naples National Archaeological Museum that are more or less nude.
understand most of the naked statues you can see in this blog were in the Ancient Rome not considered erotic. It is not entirely uncommon that modern statues are completely nude as well and that is not thought of as being pornographic.
In Pompeii I found erotic frescoes in two locations. One was in the Suburban Baths and the other was in a brothel.
The purpose of having erotic art in a public bath is from what I understand not entirely clear. It has been suggested that the reason could be to help people locate which locker they had their clothes in in the locker room. Instead of giving the lockers numbers they were identified with sexually explicit frescoes.
It does make more sense to have pornography in a brothel. The frescoes could serve as a display of merchandise or like a menu over the activities that were on offer. Or maybe they were only there to make the customers mentally and physically ready for action.
When I was looking at the frescoes in the brothel a group entered together with their guide. One woman in the group, she was probably around
Totally shameless statue
Totally shameless he stands there playing one instrument and flashing another "instrument" for anyone to see. Another in the same museum.
70 years old, came in and had a look around. Then she looked up and saw frescoes showing people engaged in various sexual activities. She giggled twice, looked around to make sure nobody was watching her and then she quickly took a photo of each one of them and stepped out.
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