The next day i turned 24 and got me prezzies. Melissa tried really hard here and i got: wait for it: a singing teddy bear, bog roll(provided free by the hotel!!!), a box of gone off ferreo roche's(spelling!!) and a laundry bag(the bag from the shop)!!! all beautifully rapped in paper from a colour printer. To be fair it was impossible to get anything. Its either cheap shite from a shop or cheaper shite from a stall(id know as i had to wait outside the shop while she went looking. i was like a security guard from the local perv patrol!!). And the next day she totally redemmed herself by booking us into the Shapura house hotel which was easily the nicest hotel i ever stayed in. It was designed in marble and had huge rooms,
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