Hello readers, My ears are currently filled with strange tasting pool water...a subtle blend between mild chlorine, urine and the sweat of perspiring tourists. Refreshing. I suspect a portly German fellow for at least two of these ingredients (That chlorine bastard). I also believe that several micro-organisms somewhere close to my ear-drum are currently in disagreement as to whether to give me a cold or not. One seems to think it should let me have it... the other one is holding him back saying: "He's not worth it mate, just leave it." He's right - I'm not (what makes you worth a cold?). Though, this has nothing to do with anything really, except maybe one thing... If these two micro-organisms were somehow able to rapidly evolve, (into something not shit), they would have a far better
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