things what are the chances of meeting someone with a masters in creative writing?! brilliant!
and rich the dirty sex tourist being harangued by down stairs mixed ups = hilarious!
hope you get to keep going and enjoying yourself :)
stuff... Sounds to me like your driver was infact the antagonist LeChuck from the old-school Amiga classic 'Monkey Island' - an evil ghost pirate!
look on the bright side; as bad as food pipe related burns go, you could have had escape pipe related burns!
mammoth, if you ahven't already done so, i would like make a request. in all of these paradise beach spots you so relentlessly love to make me jealous of you with, please PLEASE get a picture of you in such a spot, with a winning smile on your face. you KNOW this must be done!
.... sounds pretty damn harrowing to me mate, seems a very unique experience. you'll have to tell me more when you're back. the blogs so far have been insightful and humourous (bar this one of course!), i thoroughly enjoy reading them. keep it up mammoth :)
things 1. brilliant to think that you chased a crab doin your best dr zoidburg impression. i can actually picture you scuttling down a beach after a feckin crab, pincering your hands, making ridiculous noises, and most likely giggling your silly face off! love it!
2. if you ever start you own country, your curreny should be dabbsy dabloons, or dabssloons. needs a bit of work but you get the picture.
3. does yurgen has a beard? with another fist beneath it? does he shoot down planes simply by pointing at tehm and saying "bang"?
4. you're walking around vietnam with a million dongs in your hand? pretty liberal guy when you go away aren't you buddy!
5. dong jokes are easy and plentiful
that is all... :)
interesting read chris i have been reading your blog with interest and am sorry to hear you have not been well but hopefully are on the mend now.
saw Frances in the week and she is well
keep writing !!
ATB JONATHAN
Yurgen When Yurgen falls in water, Yurgen doesn't get wet. Water gets Yurgen.
When Yurgen does pushups, he doesn't lift himself up. He pushes the world down.
Yurgen's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever
If Yurgen is late, time better slow the fuck down
Yurgen can divide by zero
there's always time for a family guy reference eh mammoth!? despite the bugs, still sounds like you're having an amazing time, you swine! i hate you with a passion you could only dream of!
thoughts... mammoth (for that is what i shall now be calling you)...
i've read all three of these blogs, and i anm now comvinced you are a b1tch! it sounds like you are having an immense time (headbutts to the nuts excluded), and i am extremely jealous of you (though my groin is not)!
have been giggling like a moron reading these, i especially like echo the ghecko, and the chicken-vulture. i have not idea why, that C-V tranny picture makes me p1ss myself laughing! more dammit!
re jingle pig; maybe it's a special breed of pig, like homer simpson's spiderpig? best i can think of.
re aussie's not getting you; sod the aussie's keep it weird and english, throw your ridiculous shapes, and get your feet eaten by fish! do it son!
re your birthday; i foolishly sent a text thinking you'd get it. on your birthday. so i didn't forget, i jsut sent the wishes in the wrong format. so, belatedly (but also aditionally) happy birthday.
re pictures; not seeing many on facebook, sort it out!
re us doing travelling; i'm bored off my face here at work, get your mammoth ass (that's gonna stick, beleive me!) back here soon so we can sort out getting out here again!
facebook me pal, and keep having a great time
booyah
:-D
ps, stop getting headbutted and shocked!
Neckbeard! You horrendous man. As I read your great adventure I’m looking around my office to see a bunch of degenerate Muppets who have never left Chesterfield let alone travelled to Cambodia to be used as a climbing frame (I always knew you had some sort of purpose!). The blogs are great mate. You should really put as much time and effort into them as possible as they will end up being the best souvenir you could bring back with you. Me and Sal laughed out loud at both of them.
Take care mate. X
JumBro
Alright........... in the voice of Quagmire! Alright Brozone.
Loved the blog son. Sounds like you are having a wonderful time. Me and sally are very jealous. you are quite lucky because I was very tempted to kill you and wear your skin and go in your place. Nobody would be able to tell because we have exactly the same voice and laugh and some say terrible breath. Cant believe you have a found a lad called crocodile! That quality. Keep tons of photos coming mate and Ill keep checking your blog. Me and sal are going to get skype (or whatever its called) soon so we will be able to catch up vocally rather then waste the skin on my precious fingers.
Also thanks very much for the birthday card. One of the best Ive ever seen. And the present is pretty awesome to.
Take care bro.
Love Andy and Sally
booyah
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what are the chances of meeting someone with a masters in creative writing?! brilliant! and rich the dirty sex tourist being harangued by down stairs mixed ups = hilarious! hope you get to keep going and enjoying yourself :)