Vienna First of all I must give Austria its cake and let it eat it. Austria has the best non-American given name of the whole European collection. Take your pick of the lot, Lisboa, Espana, Duestchland, they’re all pretty weak, but Austria is the strong arm of European titles with, Ostereich. I have no fucking clue what it means, but it sounds like some sort of vicious predator bird that eats small human babies. Vienna is one of the birth places of classical music, especially the Waltz and Mozart is it’s king claim to fame. Everything is Mozart here. Mozart cafes, Mozart buses, Mozart art, Mozart music, Mozart lunchboxes and Mozart the flame thrower, the kids love that one. The only other dead person I’ve seen with his face on more shit is Dale Earnhardt, Elvis
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