Hi, I’m Alive... Sort of... ...so, I guess it’s been a real long time since I’ve talked to everyone, but in my defense, I’ve discovered music stealing for Mac laptops, Guinness hangovers, HBO’s the Wire, Polish tall cans, and Kangaroo flavored burgers. I haven’t gathered the courage to eat one of those Kangaroo bad boys, but every time I walk by the sign I feel like I’m getting a little closer. Kind of like that first kiss with a new girl or diving into the deep end of the pool for the first time. While I’m not on the subject of [View Full Entry]

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Ok, i will now pause and allow everyone 5 minutes to get out all of the gay jokes in their head about the title of this blog. Irish men age 30 and older: I've grown to respect a lot of Irish men in this country. I think the men here have a bad rap about being mean ol drunks or just drunks in general, but such is not the case. For sure there a few who are blackout, messed up dolts, like our neighbor Fergal or me friday night, but they're are a lot of what we like to pretend we [View Full Entry]

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Off Crack, On to Gambling The sweetest thing about me is that I have an incredibly sexy back, or at least that’s what Tara keeps saying. In the interest of being self-loving and cocky, I’m going to say that my back is now my 4th sexiest feature behind, 3. The tops of my feet, 2. My big brown baby deer eyes and 1. My big beautiful bottom lip. I just keep getting better and better. Onto the explanation of my title. We moved into studio 54 and officially bought a bunch of crap for it. It costs more to start living [View Full Entry]

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“Dear Diary” Quotes of the Day in Order of Sweetness 1. “Stand still! Do you know how hard it is to lick your ass on one foot while trying to put on a shoe?” 2. “I’ll be on the toilet drinking a beer.” (30 minutes later, Tara opens the the bathroom door) “And watching Scrubs on your ipod.” 3. “Your tit’s leaking.” Behind the Ireland numbers of this entry Time I’ve made double in my pants: 3 Gangsta wall references: 37 Times I drank squid oil: 0 Times I’ve pretended to listen to Tara while [View Full Entry]

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“Ní bheidh ár leithéidi ann arís.” -our kind won’t be here again. The quote at the start of this piece comes from the wall of the The Kruger Bar. I take it as, each one of us is an individual, and where ever you go, you leave a mark or a bit of yourself there like a finger print. After the beach we made our way to the most westardly bar in Ireland called, “The Kruger.” There we ordered one pint a piece only to discover that we had no money and to no surprise this bar did not take [View Full Entry]

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Cougar Hunter We spent our last day in Dublin burnt out and lounging around Dublin like hobos. At one point during the day Tara did her best to burn the house down by plugging in her hair dryer set on the wrong voltage. She ended up just frying her hair dryer and catching the converter on fire. I still believe I saved the day when she was about to use her laptop to see if the converter and adaptor still worked. I Rob took us to another American style bar last night. It was a three-floored wonderland of goofy Greek and [View Full Entry]

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Part 76, “80s Love Songs Across Ireland” It’s still raining. It’s also September and I’m wearing long johns under my pants during the daytime. I’m a tropical person; I like sunshine, bananas and girls in daisy dukes. Everyone here is dressed like they’re part of the Nazi army about go invade Russia in middle of December, but in a stylish and sexy way. Our venture to Galway had us stop at the Blarney Castle so we could kiss the Blarney stone. Castles aren’t as spacious as one might think. They’re cold tiny and I’m sure t [View Full Entry]

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Until we get out internet on friday at Studio 54 (our new home) i won't be able to post photos, which i have about 30 of them to post with the blogs. they may come sooner, we'll see. [View Full Entry]

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The Incredible Unibrow We finally arrived in Dingle. I have the sneaky suspicion that the view on the way in was amazing, but due to the pitch black and thick coating of clouds above us, we had no light to see it. I fell asleep in the car about 20 minutes from our destination and was awoken by a tall dark haired irsih man with large teeth, who reeked of cigarettes. As the dome light came on I could see clearly, the greatest and most epic unibrow in the history of all mankind. I’m talking from caveman days to Animal from [View Full Entry]

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dear faithful readers, Tara is sick. Though she's normally pretty pasty, right now she's Edward Scissor Hands white and she's making skittle colored nostral flem at an amazing rate. All blog's will be put off until her health returns to sexytime levels. Also, there was an error in my writings. Below is the fixing; Brellys are World Wide and Nation Wide, thank you Chris Ganz for pointing this out. i miss home and friends a bunch, but anxiously awaiting Galway to feel like home at the same time. we should get our apartment today or tomorrow. in flames, B [View Full Entry]

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