Elliott Mills
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Elliott Mills
Elliott Mills was born in a barn somewhere in deepest Somerset in sometime the late 1980's. Despite his disadvantaged start to life he has successfully blossomed over the years from a complete mong into a well accepted member of the idiot community.
Since being expelled from Somerset for successfully reading a pop-up picture version of the popular political novel 'See Spot Run' in the mid 1990's he has since gone on to read several comics, recipes and road signs. In his work life Elliott has managed to obtain various positions in leading financial institutions which culminated in the Financial Crisis of 2009, for which sole responsibility he has always strenuously denied.
Elliott has now been officially sanctioned to leave the country by Somerset County Council to spread evidence of the proof that being born with additional fingers and toes can only imply external evidence of mild retardation and he now intends to take his party trick, carrying four mugs in one hand, on the road to raise much needed cash to pay for his genital re-alignment therapy in late 2010.
Dave Prewett - Close friend and occasional lover.