Elliott Mills was born in a barn somewhere in deepest Somerset in sometime the late 1980's. Despite his disadvantaged start to life he has successfully blossomed over the years from a complete mong into a well accepted member of the idiot community.
Since being expelled from Somerset for successfully reading a pop-up picture version of the popular political novel 'See Spot Run' in the mid 1990's he has since gone on to read several comics, recipes and road signs. In his work life Elliott has managed to obtain various positions in leading financial institutions which culminated in the Finan... full info