Keep em coming.... Mate I am glad your having a wicked time out there. Keep the blogs coming mate. It gives me something to laugh about at work rather than cry from boredom. Im defo jealous of you guys. Big love to you and Face Face from me and Sal!
Porridge Girl, can i correct this please. So the story is, for breakfast elliott ordered Porridge, it took ages to arrive, so after 30 mins he was getting tearful and i offered to go up and ask where is was. Thats it really thats how i became porridge girl, from doing mills' dirty work.
hello sailor..... I forgot to mention their is quite a gay thing going on in India.... just think about it... all that testosterone and if you so much a think a naughty thought without it first being arranged. You get ya third leg cut off and fed to the tigers. Watch out for a guy called in Bangalore. Hes a big unit with a tash and seriously followed me home one night. Scarey.
Have Fun!!! Peas. x
Have they slipped you a sly one yet? Hi Babe!
Well fooking jealous already, especially about all the attention your bot bot is receiving over there.
I'm surprised you didn't take the time out to watch a game of cricket while you were in the area, I know how much you love the game. By the sounds of it you could have smeared some chocolate on your winkle and got a free tour of the place too. I remember watching a Paul Merton programme on India once where he went to a city there where they used eunuchs in full womens dress as debt collectors and I'm wondering if these are the guys you're bum(p)ing into?
Gossip from back home is that me and Sheffers move into Cob Towers next Thursday and that Molesworth shaved his va jay jay and found a tattoo of Homer Simpsons mouth around it. Apparently he got it done when he was drunk once and hasn't removed the merkin until recently as he generously donated some of his hair so that Dele could have a cute Molepube goatee.
I've also got a very secretive sounding 'private' phone call with my boss tomorrow so I'm either expecting another bollo(king or hopefully he's going to give me some good news on the redundency front. I'm hoping the second option.
Big love to you and Old Face Face, catch you soon! x
Any gossip All's moving ahead as planned. Definitely holding my own on that one. A restropective look at that last statement unearthed an appropriate pun. I think you've told porkies about me as she's convinced I'm awesome. Anyway, enough about that before I jinx it all.
David seems a shadow of his former work email self as his main inspiration has left for other shores.
I told Ruth you were actually working on a naval submarine as the entertainment commitee.
New toy arriving this week that will enable me to unleash the last year's music purchasing into one giant splurge mix. Expect big things.
There was something else but I forgot.
No job in Manchester.
This is my Elliot absence so far.
yo yo keep up the good work mils. if you ever get bored of laura you know your options are open with all those hot indian men. sounds like you are having a wicked time already and im not jealous at all. I will miss you guys at my birthday next friday!! Give laura a snog from me xxx
can't believe you drew a pic....love it!
Hows it going? Did you do anything for Valentines in the end?
Moving this friday....still need to finish packing. Barely scratched the surface!
I hope all is well
MWAH!
Twiglet animals. Elliot you are officially a genius. Twiglet animals are amazing!!! i love it. I really hope you have a lovely adventure. If in doubt fart and then run!!! Talk soon.
Love Michelle
Elliott Mills was born in a barn somewhere in deepest Somerset in sometime the late 1980's. Despite his disadvantaged start to life he has successfully blossomed over the years from a complete mong into a well accepted member of the idiot community.
Since being expelled from Somerset for successfully reading a pop-up picture version of the popular political novel 'See Spot Run' in the mid 1990's he has since gone on to read several comics, recipes and road signs. In his work life Elliott has managed to obtain various positions in leading financial institutions which culminated in the Finan... full info
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I demand more poo in these updates. Please can you at least do a little one for me? x