Mission : Improbable

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Code Name: Mission CHAV

It was a cold, wet, miserable Friday. Just like any other Friday. I phoned my special woman, 'sweet cheeks', to do a little job for me in the big city. She's a pretty face, cute ass, and a good little worker.

The job was at a joint down town, they call it Burberry. A classy little joint with some damn good neck wear. The mission was to get past security and to 'touch the sheep', as they say. It was gonna be a tough one but I knew 'sweet cheeks' had it in her.

At precisely 1300 hours I made the call and as arranged 'sweet cheeks' was there right on cue. It was the usual affair, you know the type - this message will self destruct yadda yadda yadda.... Then 'sweet cheeks' was on her way.

I don't know much of what happened after that but what I do know is this - 'sweet cheeks' got in to the building and stroked that damn sheep. She stroked it good.

The job was done and the bucks are in my pocket. 'Sweet cheeks' did good, damn good.

NB. No sheep were harmed in the process of Mission Chav



Laura - Okay so it was really rainy today and there was not much to do. Or not much that we could be bothered to do in the pouring rain. So we went to the cinema. Twice. Not a great cultural experience, although there were cantonese subtitles! Plus it was relatively cheap.

Inspired by Mission Impossible 3, Paul came up with 'mission chav' as we were passing burberry and saw a hilarious sheep randomly in the shop window. Why it was there we don't know. Is there some sort of connection between Burberry and sheep? Apart from the wool they use to make their GORGEOUS scarves of course. Yeah we really were THAT bored. The confused looks we got by people when we were taking the photos was enough to amuse us for a while.

We saw the Da Vinci Code aswell, and if you haven't seen it yet then don't bother. If you're gonna go and see it anyway, the girl is the only living descendant of christ. Du du duhhhhhh! Shocker. Now you don't need to go and see it. It really is one of the worst films I've ever seen. Tom Hanks really has gone down hill since 'Big' and 'Sleepless in Seattle'.

To continue with our culture packed day we ate in a Kebab Shop for tea. It's the only place in HongKong that doesn't cost a million dollars to eat in. So a pretty dull day really. Sorry!

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Comments

[Marr]

I like the commentary. You should have DVD extras for all your blogs

[Laura and Paul]

DVD
Funny you should say that, DVD is out soon. Send me a cheque for 500,000 Vietnamese dong and it should reach sometime this year.