How to kill a few hours and make a few quid!

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Well it was easter sunday and we had a few hours to kill before we went to see Scary Movie 4!

So the old favourite pastime of taking pikey's money was decided on. Time for a trip to Leysown-on-Sea!!

A well Random Place

Well it might be river more than see but i'm not too sure. As we were driving onto the Isle of sheppy the weather took a turn for the worse and started raining!! Perfect!
we admired the new bridge and speculated on when it would be finished. I nearly hit an traffic island looking at some place selling mini moto's and quad bikes! Looked a bit dodgy though!
We arrived in Leysdown to find that true to form it was rammed!!and rammed with chavs and pikeys!! People with more gold than Mr T, People with no teeth and women that hadn't shaved!! All eating burgers whilst pushing the pram and shouting" Jordan, get yer asre over ere!!" Delightful. Most can usually be seen on Trisha and Jeremy Kyle(he's great!)

We parked up in the usual car park behind Mr B's only to find u now have to pay and it's 2 quid all day!! Luckily somebody gave us there ticket as all the machines were broke/vandalised! On closer inspection i found that our ticket along with a few others were for monday not sunday! Its a weird place but i didn't think it was capable of time travel?

So your are thinking why did we go? well now that i am officailly in Gamblers annonimous (not any more, you just told everyone) i love fruiteis!! And there is no better feeling than taking the jackpot especcially when you know that the machine has been filled with money by fat kids and people who sponge my hard earned tax money off the state! and i love to gamble. Willis and i hit no more than 3 jackpots in the space of 1 hour! There were only between 3-5 pound though. However we only played 2p and 5p machines and ended up £11.60 up. We only started with the change in our pockets, bout £2.75!! Love it,love it, love it love it love love it!

We passed on the dodgems as it is now £2 for 3mins!! Outrageoeus.

Best outfit of the day had to go to some 14 year old girl chav. From the top she sported a pinnapple top scrunchie hairdoo, with chip fat suplementing hairspray!
Lots of elizabethduke round her neck and off her ears! Fake Morgan top covered in stacey slater jacket with fake fur round the hood. Dirty Addidas Stan smith trainers!
I've left the bottoms til last as they were something else!!
A pair of pygamma bottoms!! Flannelette ones with teddy bears on!! She didd't care and we even saw her giving it the big un to some 10year olds!! Maybe she was cheaper than the dodgems!!

Well after an hour we decided to go as if we stayed any longer we would need a bath!!

So if you've nowt to do, on sunday afternoon, pop down, and take yer money back out the fruities. But don't stay to long or you might become on of them!!!!!!!!!

See the later

RandomMan

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Photos

How high?
The new sheppy bridge!

Quaser
Still there, still not been in due to the fact i reckon u'd get mugged in side!!

Mr B's
Check it out! Nice outfits!!

Information
Swale council have been pushing the boat out!

Willis 1
She looks scared!!

Willis 2
She's turned into a giant!!

Willis 3
The new Uri Geller can bend cars!!

Road
The way out/home!

Comments

[The Man Down Under!!!]

Jesus bruce you are brave....
you went to leysdown!!!u r mad-thats more dangerous than a trip to mordor to get rid of the ring!!! hope u didnt smell of chip fat for too much longer after you left????? u crazy fools.......keep up the blogs....