all new time capturing device hey random man
your new device works a treat. the picture of willis was almost like having her sitting in the same room. all you need now is some mental video clips which you can capture on a new motion time capturing device thingy. excellant.
still waiting for the brighton trip blog
oh yeah i'm a casino junky.
laters dude
boony
man u portal a window of the man u portal. i dread to think what horrors lay waiting for the intrepid travellar through such a portal. an oasis of shit me thinks . i say destroy the portal and seal of the doom ridden puss hole of man u. i pray for you.............
confusion!! god? god?........
he is no god!! goD would live in heaven, not gillingham.
and he would bless us with a 5million transfer kitty...
random man is a true noodle!!
long live the NOODLES.
cantonese cheese Another fine commentry on the game Random Man. And a great result to boot. If I didn't know better I would say you were once a great commentator in a previous life, maybe in the days of Rome when they fed christians to the lions. I can envisage a great man sitting next to the emperor running a commentry that was so intoxicating so intense that the baying crowd would long for the spectacle to never end. "More christians", the crowd would roar, "more lions" chanted from the arena, like a conductor of a magnificent orchestra building the tempo to a crescendo of orgasmic proportions leaving everyone bewildered but yearning for more. And as the crowd lay in a catatonic state of euphoria there you would be, standing alone, awash with tides of admiration, idolized and elevated to a level equal only to a god.
You are a god.
A god of commentating.
Hail the Random Man.
What the hell is going on at your end??? the gills are having a mare of a season already-do i really want to bother coming to watch on my return????
The dead rats on the street in krabi, thailand seem to smell better than the footie skill and results at priestfield!!!!!!
well dave......now is our chance dude-i will email scally telling him we both want 500 quid a week each to play up front for them! sure we can spank a few in........
those who agree-say aye!!!!!!!
enquiry hello,
i have been reading your blogs, they are pretty funny BUT would it be possible to have a whole blog about the blonde lady sometimes shown in your blogs.
She looks hot!!!!
Less of you....more of HER!
This is NICCCEEEEE Check out the kazakhstan blog i am starting.....its wicked.....can u tell i have free internet access here????
friday afternoon entertainment elle..are you bonkers....u abbots people should be working not reading this stuff!!!!!!!! i am going to tell Dr Abbot himself.....and maybe rab himself.....
muchkins over and out.....love the lamb.
Excellent MK trip report I think the trip report is excellent photo content is also well thought-out, any chance of finding out how the old ladies christening went..??
Loved your blog Hi, i saw your last blog and really loved it. your style of writing so makes me laugh!!! i hope you keep writing them as they really brighten my day. You look a really fun guy, if you want to contact me go through my blog. the address is www.travelblog.wannacumdomeupthebum???
Go on the blue boys... is the title ours for the taking then dude?? or will we sink back into shitiness b4 we even start??? Am looking forward to taking my seat back up in the rainham End on my return. Come along BORTS!!!!!!
The 'Greek' replies This centre parcs sounds intriguing, where is it and how do I get a piece of the action.
Concerned about the ability of being able to play golf and archery at the same time, surely this is in contavention of the EHS directive and European legislation? - if you ask me, Willis has a good case for compensation as the stress incurred on her wrists following these diametrically opposed activities is a definite case of misuse of use of sporting equipment that the coaches should have explained prior to the sessions taking place.
Hope Willis has recovered and that centre parcs is on the agenda for next year -man down under sounds as if he will be disappointed if he misses out again.
i am outraged..... no trip to the raddle-outrageous. how will they ever forgive us??? just messin.
did the centre parcs pool still look good enough for a bit of hide and seek??? archery looked great to.
pancakes looked scrummy too...esp daves.
watch the film ' shes the man' it has the best line ever about 5 mins from the end when they are stood in the football pitch centre circle. the headmaster(bald) comes out with it!!!!u have to see it.....
LOoks fun.. alrite-looks like you had an ace time at alton towers. impressive how quick you got there-wish it was like that all the time eh???
have to give it a go when we get back.
we can still get promoted!!how good... we want pictures of the finger..is it screwed or are you just being a wuss????? where u been on hol then cheeseheads??
Jesus bruce you are brave.... you went to leysdown!!!u r mad-thats more dangerous than a trip to mordor to get rid of the ring!!! hope u didnt smell of chip fat for too much longer after you left?????
u crazy fools.......keep up the blogs....
Party time at Priestfield Up the Mighty Gills!!! Keep on blogging RandomMan........I heard the rumour from Mrs.Stamp that there was a Gills blog going on!!! Can't believe we did Southend!
Classic... I just wanted to comment as your photo of the dartford crossing and caption 'don't forget yer pound' just cracked me up! I'm travelling in Australia and just thought I'd browse through some blogs about my home county of Essex...and came across this one!
have fun in Essex, I'll be back in five months! haha
check out mine if you like...
www.travelblog.org/bloggers/pianosupernova
take care
lucy
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Good Good Friday For my first visit to Southend, this was a wonderful experience ! I plan to return in a more leisurely fashion by paddle-steamer in the summer months and relive this exciting and glorious win by The Gills steamrolling to victory over the Shrimpers !!!
Come along blue borts!!!!!! better than any match report on the gills website!!!!! lou looks riveted to the programe in the pub. good 2 see you are going to some away games. so is this a match report for every game?? keep it up york avenuites.......
RandomMan and Willis bring you the Borts Guide to Random Places. We aren't goin on a long soul searching trip, just Random Places in our lives. Things to do and see will be covered. Daytrips will never be the same again!!... full info
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all new time capturing device
hey random man your new device works a treat. the picture of willis was almost like having her sitting in the same room. all you need now is some mental video clips which you can capture on a new motion time capturing device thingy. excellant. still waiting for the brighton trip blog oh yeah i'm a casino junky. laters dude boony