Maidenhead Crappy Town

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You know how when you take your dog for a walk, you have to scoop the poo? Well, not here. The good people of Maidenhead have banned together and risen up against the awful tyranny of those that say we should pickup after our dogs. How dare anyone suggest such a thing. The streets are relatively safe in this little sleepy town, and its citizens can sleep better knowing that dog crap does not have to be delt with. Then when some visitor from Cali is walking around at night, he will have to deal with the mess of crap all over the place. Not to mention, the streets are not very well lit, which can only serve to conceal all the dooty.

That helps. Haven't found any yet, by way of the shoe, but Im sure that I am jynxing myself by writing this. I do tend to walk around a lot. Have to; no car. And one day Katie mentioned the amount of dung in the streets. I hadn't really noticed to be honest. And I most likely could have gone through life without her pointing that out. But ever since then, All I do now is notice every bit of fecal matter that I happen by on my way to here or there.

So to all my neighbors and colonial cousins, I say a big thank you. Thank you for showing why this place is so special. Thank you for standing up to any oppressor, clean freaks that would want to walk around without the worry of smeering crap on their shoes. Thank you really. I guess they figure that it rains here enough and that should take care of it. Just thought you would like to know.

Wow cant believe I got through that whole thing without saying the word shit. Oops. Oh well, shit happens I suppose. Sorry mom.

cheers, and watch your step.

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Photos

POOP PATROL
That was a close one!

Gross
I hope that was from a dog.

Comments

[mikey]

shit
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit poop caca

[Ikaika]

Im with you mikey. Thats what i think about the uk too!

[arine]

with all
Marcus with all the crap i give you,this place should be a crapwalk. oh i meant cakewalk.