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December 31st 2009
Published: December 31st 2009
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This is just a little blog to a) practise using this site, b) electronically start my trip in 2009 which seems to be advantageous somehow, and c) get my friends and family to subscribe to my blog now while they can still remember who I am.

After a lovely send-off from Goga, Anna and Masha at passport control, I proceeded through Security. It went pretty quickly considering there was supposed to be extra security after the attempted bombing on a Christmas day transatlantic flight - or so I thought. I arrived at the gate in plenty of time...to queue for another hour. They performed pat-downs and bag searches on every single passenger. Behind me in the queue was the kind of American I had doubted existed, despite second-hand evidence to the contrary. He was large and he was talking. To everyone. About rubbish. As he passed by a desk behind which two airline staff were sitting, not apparently doing much, he commented that they were "working hard". They weren't too impressed and he then tried to get himself out of it. I think his strategy was to bore them out of their offence by continuing to talk. One of his topics was about how Americans are friendly; any person you see talking to others and being friendly at an airport is definitely American; we're not actually perfect, but we are friendly, faux pas, faux, pas, faux pas. A foolish English woman was encouraging him by talking and laughing back but at least she was telling him he'd get a slap if he wasn't careful.

I flew American Airlines and I was ASTOUNDED to discover that one has to pay money for alcoholic drinks during the flight! I still had a G&T though. I wasn't about to let $6 and a crazy alcohol policy come between me and my tradition. The seats were a little bit hard but I managed to get comfortable. The inflight entertainment worked on cycles rather than your own stop-and-start system but you never had to wait more than 20 mins for the next one and you could usually find something starting in the next few minutes so I didn't wish I was flying BA or Virgin too much. The food was OK and the staff were totally pleasant. By the way, Love Happens is a film about nothing, with a slightly lingering sense of depression and disappointment. Even though Jennifer Aniston and Aaron Eckhart did get together. (No, I didn't spoil it for you; of course they did.)

Lastly, I'll leave you with a comment on the airport loos in Chicago and Indianapolis. Due to the extra security in London, our flight was delayed and I missed my connection at Chicago. I was put on the next flight and had a bit of time at O'Hare to have a wee beer. I also used the opportunity to take off one of my layers of clothing as I’d gotten rather warm and US airports are hotter than UK ones. Sitting on the bog, I leaned forward to take off my socks and was rewarded with a flush. I received another flush a minute later when I took off my tights. However, this Chicagonian lavatory wasn’t quite as eager to please as the one at Indianapolis airport which flushed a greeting to me as soon as I opened the cubicle door. Hello, Indianapolis.



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1st January 2010

A fab start to the blog!
I hope all your blog entries are this good - what a perfect thing to read first thing on New Year's Day, very witty I thought! Love the bit about the loos!! Glad you're there ok, hope you had a great New Year! Off to New Year lunch at the pub today, will share your experience so far! Lots of love xxx
1st January 2010

friendly bogs
You said Americans were friendly - right down to their bogs. Happy New Year! Greetings from pub crowd. xxx
2nd January 2010

Festive Cheer
Em, your blog made me laugh so much. I encountered similar problems with the loos in America - you get use to not making any sudden movements around them! Love xxxx
2nd January 2010

The adventure begins...
The adventure begins...
3rd January 2010

Comedy capers
"a film about nothing, with a slightly lingering sense of depression and disappointment" You really should start up your own film review website/mag. And the flushing incident is hilarious! You are a card! Keep writing! Maisxxxx
3rd January 2010

Ha ha ha
Little Em - this is brilliant! I just made that weird snorting noise in front of my housemates. Looking forward to the next installment already! You're going to have a field day when you hit those South American toilets... xxx
3rd January 2010

love the blog
happy new year emma, love the blog can't wait for the next one. thanks for the cd it's brill xxx
3rd January 2010

Thanks, Big Em. So you're saying I should write a bog blog?
3rd January 2010

Made Oi Larf
Hi Coz E Glad you got there in one piece. Totally feeling your pain with the $6 drinks on AA (maybe that is an appropriate acronym??). Happy to hear the toilets were pleased to see you. Have a fab time Coz C xxxx
4th January 2010

AA=appropriate acronym
You're so right! How silly of me not to realise. Now you've got me thinking about Americans Anonymous and Alcoholic Airlines. xx
4th January 2010

i just laughed so hard at your toilet experience that now i need the toilet!!!
5th January 2010

Poop Poop
Hey Hey EGL, glad to hear you got there OK and that your bowel movements are all good... and sorry I missed you before you went - Very remiss! Keep up the bog blog, it's good reading.
5th January 2010

loos
Hi honey, I'm just back from the US (hence being so slow to subscribe) and am delighted to find someone else is as fascinated by the loos as I am! So pleased you are keeping a blog. Have a fabulous time. Rxx
9th January 2010

Emma!!!!!!!!!! Nice to follow you here. Lots of love from Berlin. Happy travelling! xx
12th January 2010

Yes, you did subscribe me...- thanks - and I am looking forward to continuations...and following you around...very much love - we'll miss you Ailsa
15th January 2010

I too experienced one of those happy flushing toilets. I didn't like it. I kept thinking of the urban myth about someone having their colon sucked out when flushing an aeroplane toilet while sitting on it! Don't do it!!
29th January 2010

Toilets
That's not going to be the best toilet story you have by the time you get back....x

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